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#1 Oct 14 2004 at 8:30 AM Rating: Default
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...Step one completed...

Switching phases two and three...

completed.

Initiating phase two...

puff, puff...ahhh

"Now I can study. The sex has to wait, me and the g friend had a fight last night."
#2 Oct 14 2004 at 8:35 AM Rating: Decent
and here folks, you have another fine example of why opertunity abounds for the rest of us.

if there are 2 good paying jobs out of every 100 jobs, all you have to do is not be as much of a looser as this guy and you will atleast beat him out of one of them.
#3 Oct 14 2004 at 8:41 AM Rating: Default
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Ha! Whats your demographic *****? You know, we could compare stats and see who the looser is...
#4 Oct 14 2004 at 8:57 AM Rating: Default
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Waiting boy...
#5 Oct 14 2004 at 9:10 AM Rating: Default
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Well, time for me to study, so I won't be back for a few hours.

You are entitled to your prerogative. I can even respect it. Just don't judge my competency based on my perceived lifestyle based on a six sentence post, lest you be ***** slapped.
#6 Oct 14 2004 at 10:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Stop ******** about who's looser. You're obviously loose enough since you can stuff yourheads up your asses.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#7 Oct 14 2004 at 10:29 AM Rating: Decent
LOSER FIGHT!!!!

:P
#8 Oct 14 2004 at 10:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Wow, this should be almost as good as a cripple fight!

/starts making the popcorn
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#9 Oct 14 2004 at 10:37 AM Rating: Good
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Elsahn needs to get into this.


#10 Oct 14 2004 at 10:39 AM Rating: Decent
Debalic wrote:
Wow, this should be almost as good as a cripple fight!

/starts making the popcorn


man i almost spit coffee all over my cpu... wayyyy to funny
#11 Oct 14 2004 at 10:42 AM Rating: Decent
Friar Khristov wrote:
Waiting boy...


i think he made fun of your mother...
#12 Oct 14 2004 at 10:43 AM Rating: Decent
Debalic wrote:
Wow, this should be almost as good as a cripple fight!

/starts making the popcorn


Or as action-packed as "Monkey Knife Fight"?
#13 Oct 14 2004 at 11:04 AM Rating: Decent
man i almost spit coffee all over my cpu... wayyyy to funny

What, do you post while reading coffe with your computer case open?

CPU = central processing unit

As in the tiny little chip that mounts in the motherboard of your computer. Probably square with about 462 pins on the bottom side and a heatsink and fan strapped to the top of it.

Or were you just referencing that you think with your dick and almost spit coffee in your lap?




ooo, I'm SOOO hostile today. I need a laxative.
#14 Oct 14 2004 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
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Baron von DewVictim wrote:
Elsahn needs to get into this.




Not before Varus puts in his two cents....though, 9 times out of 10, I never see his post unless someone quotes him. It's like his account is designed to be below the filter. Smiley: lol
#15 Oct 14 2004 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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TS, my computer at home is often wide open with the innards exposed, so it's not too far off to be able to accidentally spray coffee onto the CPU. But, I'm at work, and my PC at home is closed up, and I'm not drinking coffee anyways, so it's a moot point. I am, however, living on allergy/sinus pills which is making me somewhat loopy.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#16 Oct 14 2004 at 11:30 AM Rating: Default
Nothing wrong with smoking a lil' weed.
#17 Oct 14 2004 at 12:22 PM Rating: Default
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Jeez, you all had nothing better to do than join the fray?

Smiley: oyvey
#18 Oct 14 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Decent
TS, my computer at home is often wide open with the innards exposed, so it's not too far off to be able to accidentally spray coffee onto the CPU.

I used to do that, but a few unfortunate incidents educated me not to. My cat thought it was amusing to hit the cpu fan and stop it. One day, I left the PC running and the cat inside while I was out doing yardwork. Result: fried CPU.


I am, however, living on allergy/sinus pills which is making me somewhat loopy.

That's me, without the sinus pills.
#19 Oct 14 2004 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
Waiting boy...
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well, first, boy doesnt apply.
boy is for people who do not know how to act like a man. IE, be responsible enough not to broadcast doing drugs as a normal occurance on a public forum where many under age viewers will certainly see it

.......boy.

second, i HAVE one of those 2 in 100 jobs now. and i earned it by studying my **** off in an acadamy where only 2 percent actually make it all the way through training from the initial office of personel management test. not by mixing stimulants with depresants, and pretending this is what every one does. did see alot of these types getting the "your not a looser" speach in the auditorium after the testing was over however, right before they were sent home WITHOUT a job.

here is a fact for you, drug users tend to hold lower paying jobs than non-drug users.

here is another fact for you, drug users see alot more jail time than non-drug users, employed or not.

here is something for you to think about, in a world where only the top 10 percent of your class stand any chance at all of landing one of those 2 in 100 jobs after graduation, drug users will be lucky to be 1 in 1000 of those top ten percent, and probably be 1 in 100,000 of those to actually land one of those 2 in 100 jobs.

life is hard. how stupid to you have to be to intentially make it harder by using mind altering drugs?

looser does apply.

Edited, Thu Oct 14 15:40:43 2004 by shadowrelm
#20 Oct 14 2004 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Quote:
well, first, boy doesnt apply.
boy is for people who do not know how to act like a man. IE, be responsible enough not to broadcast doing drugs as a normal occurance on a public forum where many under age viewers will certainly see it

.......boy.

Smiley: lol, you don't read this forum very much, do you?


Quote:
looser does apply.

Goddamit, will one frickin' person spell this word right?


#21 Oct 14 2004 at 3:12 PM Rating: Decent
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I prefer my coffee and sex with a little Bailey's and Kahlua, partly because I have a problem inhaling stuff into my lungs, and partly because America does not yet have one of these
#22 Oct 14 2004 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
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shadowrelm wrote:

some ignorant uninformed bullsh[b][/b]it
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#23 Oct 14 2004 at 3:34 PM Rating: Decent
, you don't read this forum very much, do you?
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yes, i do.

i have learned to accept the fact their are alot of "boys" posting here though. i activly choose to not add to the degradation of their view of reality though by not promoting the use of substances that will certainly detract from their potential.

and i activly choose to "balance" that perception with a little dose of reality when it rears its ugly head by posting an alternate point of view when people who do embrace limiting their potential try to pass it off as the norm, and acceptable.

no offence, to each his own and live and let live and all that. but their is a chance someone may read a thread like this and want to be "part of the crowd" and mimick what they percieve is the accepted norm.

im here to let them know standing on your own two feet, and maximizing your potential is also a reality they can choose to embrace.

be a leader, not a follower.
#24 Oct 14 2004 at 3:40 PM Rating: Good
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I figured since they were talking about each other's a$$holes "looser" was using precision terminology after a mutually thourough exhaustive investigation...

Totem
#25 Oct 14 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Default
shadowrelm wrote:
, you don't read this forum very much, do you?
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yes, i do.

i have learned to accept the fact their are alot of "boys" posting here though. i activly choose to not add to the degradation of their view of reality though by not promoting the use of substances that will certainly detract from their potential.

and i activly choose to "balance" that perception with a little dose of reality when it rears its ugly head by posting an alternate point of view when people who do embrace limiting their potential try to pass it off as the norm, and acceptable.

no offence, to each his own and live and let live and all that. but their is a chance someone may read a thread like this and want to be "part of the crowd" and mimick what they percieve is the accepted norm.

im here to let them know standing on your own two feet, and maximizing your potential is also a reality they can choose to embrace.

be a leader, not a follower.


Oh shut the fu[u][/u]ck up...

You're just a product of the "Say NO to Drugs"/ DARE generation.

Very original.
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