Pedro Martinez-- put a big red nose on that goofy looking dude and he'd be Bozo the Clown doing pratfalls on the pitcher's mound. Funny looking guy. Him and that Damon "Fabio" guy with all the hair.
What's with the Sox and this emphasis on looking like chumps compared to clean cut and respectable ballplayers like the Yankees' A-rod and Jeter?
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Did I hear the report right, that Schilling may not be available for the rest of the series? If that turns out to be the case, things don't look too good for the Sox.
Edited, Wed Oct 13 20:09:47 2004 by Deathwysh
Did I hear the report right, that Schilling may not be available for the rest of the series? If that turns out to be the case, things don't look too good for the Sox.
Edited, Wed Oct 13 20:09:47 2004 by Deathwysh
Heh. Ichiro kinda looks like a monkey in that pic...
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Update!
6th inning-- Yankees 3, Sux zeeeeero. Sweep inc?
5th inning-- 'Stros 4, Cards 4.
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6th inning-- Yankees 3, Sux zeeeeero. Sweep inc?
5th inning-- 'Stros 4, Cards 4.
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Looking very bad for the 'Stros. But the Bombers are up 3-1 in the 8th-- which is the important game to me --so it's all good.
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Bases loaded. A-Rod is up with two outs...
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3 balls, 2 strikes...
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I don't like either team, but I always root for the underdog.
Go Sox!
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Bah. Pop-up and out.
/cuts to that dumb U2 commercial
Gosh, Bono has gone downhill. If "Vertigo" is supposed to be their best work since Joshua Tree they seriously suck.
On the the 9th inning!
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/cuts to that dumb U2 commercial
Gosh, Bono has gone downhill. If "Vertigo" is supposed to be their best work since Joshua Tree they seriously suck.
On the the 9th inning!
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Turn out the lights-- the Sux are done for. Game over. Wo0t! It looks like Smash saved himself some caysh by chickening out on our measly $10 bet.
[Arnold]Ha-ha![/Arnold]
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[Arnold]Ha-ha![/Arnold]
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Gosh, Bono has gone downhill. If "Vertigo" is supposed to be their best work since Joshua Tree they seriously suck.
All That You Can't Leave Behind is a pretty good album. But the song Vertigo blows.
And once again Pedro fails to get the job done against the Yanks. Althouh in his defense he did pitch reasonably well, but Leiber was better.
I really really like your avatard. Nice one!
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Who's Your Daddy Pedro?
Holy sh[b][/b]it that was funny, it was a perfect echo. Anyone else see that?
Holy sh[b][/b]it that was funny, it was a perfect echo. Anyone else see that?
Lol, yeah. Boston is New York's *****. In every way.
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RACK the **** out of those obnoxious Yankme fans. They are so deep in Pedro's head that they're starting to spread down his spinal cord. Friggin' malignant tumah in the Red Sox clubhouse now, lol.
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Edited, Thu Oct 14 00:52:21 2004 by Totem
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Edited, Thu Oct 14 00:52:21 2004 by Totem
I love the sign "Everyday is fathersday at Yankee stadium."
Don't loose hope Sox fans. Though not their highest paid or so called BEST pitcher, Arroyo has been their most consistent pitcher for the last 1/4 of the season.
Yankees are gonna kick the **** outta the red sox next game!
Don't loose hope Sox fans. Though not their highest paid or so called BEST pitcher, Arroyo has been their most consistent pitcher for the last 1/4 of the season.
Yankees are gonna kick the **** outta the red sox next game!
We all got a kick out of the game last night. The Yankee fans all chanting "WHOSE YOUR DADDY" every time Pedro was pitching or let someone on base. Then they switched to just "PEEEEEEDDDRRROOOOOO" Or the signs they had: my favorite was Darth Vader stating "Pedro: I am your father" which is exactly what I came up with before the game 
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Totem - I think he rather looks more like Homey D Clown ie Damon Wayans from "In Living Color".
Watching Varitek almost take his head off at 10 paces made all of us roll around on the ground too!
Watching Varitek almost take his head off at 10 paces made all of us roll around on the ground too!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
ROFLMAO! He does look like Homey da Clown! LOL!
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Yeah, let them pull that sh[u][/u]it in St. Louis.
It's going to be a rout.
National League makes that AL farce look like Rounders.
I want the Sox to win so it'll be an actually contest, but whatever...the NL will prove once again that pitchers NOT hitting AINT baseball.
It's going to be a rout.
National League makes that AL farce look like Rounders.
I want the Sox to win so it'll be an actually contest, but whatever...the NL will prove once again that pitchers NOT hitting AINT baseball.
Smashaboohoohoo, I have volunteered at the local suicide hotline starting next week to be there for for you, aight? I don't want you all alone in your annual grief-athon thinking about unscrewing the gas line to the stove or pulling the TV in for a bath with you upon the Sux folding like a cheap suit...
...again. I'll be there to talk you down off that ledge.
I was smart this year and plunked $10,000 down on rope futures for the October markets, knowing that there'll be the yearly run on do-it-yourself killing kits next week. I plan to take part in Bush's tax cut too, just like you.
So have you named that Saturday night special "Jeter" yet? Or that bottle of rat poison "Olerud?" I'm guessing that due to your angst due to the post season performance of your beloved little league team playing against the Big Boys, you've gone and named each and every deadly substance in your home.
So take heart, little buddy. There's always next year. Gimme a call at 1-800-UR-DYING if you need a friendly ear to talk to before you say Goodbye, cruel world! Roflmao!
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...again. I'll be there to talk you down off that ledge.
I was smart this year and plunked $10,000 down on rope futures for the October markets, knowing that there'll be the yearly run on do-it-yourself killing kits next week. I plan to take part in Bush's tax cut too, just like you.
So have you named that Saturday night special "Jeter" yet? Or that bottle of rat poison "Olerud?" I'm guessing that due to your angst due to the post season performance of your beloved little league team playing against the Big Boys, you've gone and named each and every deadly substance in your home.
So take heart, little buddy. There's always next year. Gimme a call at 1-800-UR-DYING if you need a friendly ear to talk to before you say Goodbye, cruel world! Roflmao!
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Rack yourself.
Take heart, Smash, I am here for you. Take the gun out of your mouth, buddy. Remember, there's always next year.
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Some funny **** on Page 2, even if Smasharoo doesn't see the humor in it. But that's because he bet his wife's family fortune on them winning it all this year, lol.
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