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#1 Oct 13 2004 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Bill O'Reilly hit with $60mil sexual harassment suit by FOX co-worker

Sexual Harassment Bill
Drug Poppin' Rush
Anonymous Gay Sex Matt

Oh, such paragons of Republican virtue! Smiley: lol
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#2 Oct 13 2004 at 5:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, I thought this was going to be about what he wears to have sex.
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#3 Oct 13 2004 at 5:20 PM Rating: Default
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HAHA.

I like the part about him implying Franken's going to be killed by the government for messing with Fox News.

Priceless.
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#4 Oct 13 2004 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
Typical.

The lies come unraveled.

This administration and the RIGHT WING media that helps its cause will be raked over the historical coals one day.

Badly.
#5 Oct 13 2004 at 5:25 PM Rating: Good
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Ever since Bush started expounding the virtues of celibacy I have been waiting for Bush's celibacy story. You know since he didnt get married to Laura until his 30's.

Dont tell me that he had premarital sex because if I hear of one more republican that didnt live up to the standards that they applied to others then lil' bhodi might break into tears and my moral compass would go haywire.
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#6 Oct 13 2004 at 5:28 PM Rating: Default
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Dont tell me that he had premarital sex because if I hear of one more republican that didnt live up to the standards that they applied to others then lil' bhodi might break into tears and my moral compass would go haywire.


It's hard to remember what with all the blackouts, I imagine.

The story of how his arranged marrige was set up...I mean how he met his wife is pretty intresting all by itself.
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#7 Oct 13 2004 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
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I know O'Reilly is supposed to be right wing, but in truth, I've never spent any amount of time other than channel surfing right over him to something else more interesting. What's he all about? Is he annoying like Chris Matthews or obnoxious like Carville?

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#8 Oct 13 2004 at 5:29 PM Rating: Decent
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During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated.

Smiley: eek
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#9 Oct 13 2004 at 5:29 PM Rating: Default
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What's he all about? Is he annoying like Chris Matthews or obnoxious like Carville?


Nah, he's more annoying like Totem and Stok. As opposed to just blantaly douchebagish like Gbaji or Robert Novak.
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#10 Oct 13 2004 at 5:30 PM Rating: Default
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During the course of Defendant BILL O'REILLY's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator upon himself, and that he ejaculated.


This should play well in the "No spinning on the vibrator shoved up my ***" Zone. I wonder if he'll ever acknowledge it.
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#11 Oct 13 2004 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
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So he can turn off the mic but when it comes to vibrators its full power?
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#12 Oct 13 2004 at 5:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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The story of how his arranged marrige was set up...I mean how he met his wife is pretty intresting all by itself.


How'd that happen?

Barbara: Well, George, she's a little high strung but she drives a mean car.

George Sr.: And you get to have sex. With a woman!

George Jr.: Sign me up.

Barbara: You get in more trouble saying that....
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#13 Oct 13 2004 at 5:42 PM Rating: Decent
Give em Hell Kobe!!! I mean O'reilly!
#14 Oct 13 2004 at 5:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Reading through, ole Bill talks about vibrators a lot.

Maybe he and Drudge need to hook up?
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#15 Oct 13 2004 at 5:45 PM Rating: Good
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And Samira makes me giggle yet again today!
#16 Oct 13 2004 at 6:06 PM Rating: Good
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Ahhh! So O'Reilly is an Irish pedagogue like you, Smash. I understand now. Thanks for the clearing that up for me.

Totem
#17 Oct 13 2004 at 6:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Ahhh! So O'Reilly is an Irish pedagogue like you, Smash. I understand now. Thanks for the clearing that up for me.

Totem


Tread lightly there, laddie! ;)
#18 Oct 13 2004 at 6:14 PM Rating: Good
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Lol, you know half this board thinks that I just accused Smash of being a drunken, potato scarfing child molester, pickle. Heheh. And it's prolly true...

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#19 Oct 13 2004 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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#20 Oct 14 2004 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Lol, you know half this board thinks that I just accused Smash of being a drunken, potato scarfing child molester, pickle. Heheh. And it's prolly true...

Totem


2 out of 3 ain't bad. ;)
#21 Oct 14 2004 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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After reading through the entire Smoking Gun report-- and the good parts twice! --I *ahem* came to the conclusion that she is likely trying to make bank out of what most likely was a symbiotic relationship between them. I find it rather strange that if she was so appalled by his behavior, she certainly was forebearing in her conversations with O'Reilly.

Bill: I wanna squeeze your tits!
Andrea: Oh, Mr. Bill! You're my boss! ~tee hee!~
Bill: C'mon, baby, you know you want it!
Andrea: Want what, Bill? Tell me what you think I want. ~tee hee!~
Bill: Uhhh uh uh I... I... ~*******!~ I'm gonna give you a raise out of my own salary, ok?
Andrea: ~tee hee!~ Ok, boss. I sure am glad I came ~giggle~ back here after CNN. I knew what kind of man you were-- a big, strong, virile man! ~tee hee!~

So on and so forth. For someone so upset about her treatment, she sure had no qualms about going back to work for him or continuing to talk to him on the phone while he got his jerk on.

She appears to be a gold digger.

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#22 Oct 14 2004 at 12:47 PM Rating: Good
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She appears to be a gold digger.


too much redundancy in that statement.
#23 Oct 14 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Well, I just saw the CNN segment on this whole thing and finally got a look at Mackris. While she's not hard on the eyes, she appears to have that schoolmarm look about her and has the corncob-up-the-butt demeanor of someone who is terminally uptight. Prolly a lesbian...

She was wearing a turtleneck and a blazer, so I never got a chance to scope out those fantastic breasts she's reportedly said to own.

Bummer.

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#24 Oct 14 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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While I think Totem is overstating things, it's fairly irrelevant anyway. Both FOX and the New York legal code have rules (or laws) against what he did. Of course, that all depends on who's telling the truth but if she has recorded conversations which it's suggested she does, there isn't that much more to it.

For someone who gleefully raked Clinton over the coals, I'm sure O'Reilly will twists and squirm all he can to avoid accountability this time. "Countersuing" before the original complaint was even filed was a particularly fun touch.
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#25 Oct 14 2004 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
Does anyone have a pic of this chick?
#26 Oct 14 2004 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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I gots one. Hang on...

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