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May God truely bless this country and drawn us back to Jesus Christ and the teachings of the Bible.
Hallelujah!
Gaymen!
Gaymen!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
May God truely bless this country and drawn us back to Jesus Christ and the teachings of the Bible.
Too ludicrously transparent to warrant any of your desired angry responses.
But, amen brother.
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Fine and dandy. Just keep it out of the political threads please.
May God Please stop punishing flordia for shoving Bush into office.
Does this mean I have to go back to hiding the drunken orgies held in Bacchus’s honor or are those still cool?
Hurray for Bibles. I love Bibles.
I love the part where God went all angry style and started smiting the wicked people with repeated natural disasters and the wicked people were to slow to get the hint.
That part was awesome!!!
Edited, Wed Oct 13 14:49:27 2004 by bhodisattva
I love the part where God went all angry style and started smiting the wicked people with repeated natural disasters and the wicked people were to slow to get the hint.
That part was awesome!!!
Edited, Wed Oct 13 14:49:27 2004 by bhodisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
tr0llz r teh winnest!!!
I say we declare a Crusade against Canada. In God's name and stuff.
I say we declare a Crusade against Canada. In God's name and stuff.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
We have a new ******* Canada does.
We will sell you subs at discount prices and watch your navy go out in flames. You better watch out, we are sneaky like that.
We will sell you subs at discount prices and watch your navy go out in flames. You better watch out, we are sneaky like that.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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I love the part where God went all angry style and started smiting the wicked people with repeated natural disasters and the wicked people were to slow to get the hint.
I think God is trying to smite us with plagues of trolls and puppets.
/wicked
//slow to get the hint
///won't repent
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
England 1 - 0 some random ex-russian Republic.
Phear the mighty Lions!!!
what was that about god again?
Phear the mighty Lions!!!
what was that about god again?
I declare fatwah on Canada! On Tare in particular! Allah akbhar! Jihad time! Convert to the US currency standard or die, infidels! No more heretical "canadian dollars!"
Totem
Totem
No more heretical "canadian dollars!"
Since Bush came into office the Canadian dollar has gone from 63 cents american to 80 cents.
Of course this is most likely to do with popularity of the Euro but Im sure Bush's sh[/i]itty handling of the US economy also helped.
Thank EU and Bush.
[i]Edited, Wed Oct 13 18:19:36 2004 by bhodisattva
Since Bush came into office the Canadian dollar has gone from 63 cents american to 80 cents.
Of course this is most likely to do with popularity of the Euro but Im sure Bush's sh[/i]itty handling of the US economy also helped.
Thank EU and Bush.
[i]Edited, Wed Oct 13 18:19:36 2004 by bhodisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Totem wrote:
I declare fatwah on Canada! On Tare in particular!
Why, Totem, why???? All I ever do is love you...
In other news, I challenge you to a leg wrestling death match.
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
^^I can't wait to see what he does to that last statement, Tare-bear.
It's sure to be scrumtrillescent.
It's sure to be scrumtrillescent.
Well, it was either that or throwing the lino down for a good ol' dance off and since Totem is no longer a spry young man, I thought I'd give him a fighting chance. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Well, it was either that or throwing the lino down for a good ol' dance off and since Totem is no longer a spry young man, I thought I'd give him a fighting chance.
Yeah, he looks like one of those old gentlemen on the opening of the Chappelle Show.
I found a pic of him...
http://www.joycine.com/pics/act/a5440.jpg
I didn't know you were in "Air Bud"!
http://www.joycine.com/pics/act/a5440.jpg
I didn't know you were in "Air Bud"!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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