I killed a guy for lookin' at me wrong. What are you lookin' at? - Wait, that's my prison story.
Someone put acid in my weed, man. So now, ya know, I don't do that **** anymore. ***** me up goo... WOW look at the pretty colors! - Hold on, that's my drug story.
Tequila, Tijuana and Transsexuals. Never go to Mexico drunk, you never know what you will find in your bed the next day. Oh, my ***** head hurts just thinkin' about it. - er no, no that's my Mexico story.
So, I looked at her, she looked at me and we both knew we just had to have each other, the question was how were we going to get out of 3rd period English to do it.... - hmmm, that’s my first time story...
Hi, my name is Richard and I am an Alcoholic. It's been three... - Sorry, that was going to be my AA story.
We all had been drinking a lot that night and one thing led to another and the next thing you know all three of us were in the Jacuzzi naked. Sherry and Vicki started kissing and... damn, damn sorry my monagie toi story. Can't share that one here...
...mmmm, wow I was thinkin' about that story. I'm sorry what was the question again?
EDIT: Spelling and fuck you PP, you sick bastage, I was the one who was supposed to be funny
Edited, Wed Oct 13 13:41:01 2004 by GitSlayer