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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Someone touched a *******!
Or boob!
No, wait, a nerve!!
Or boob!
No, wait, a nerve!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
"What if an obviously flaming homosexual man had to 'check' your under your ******* and between your cheeks?"
Oddly enough, the last time I flew to Miami, I was checked by a flaming homosexual man. At least, that was MY take on him, anyway. The check was, in my opinion, a bit thorough. I made up my mind that if it went past a certain point, I was asking for someone different to check me. It didn't, and they guy was very professional, despite my feeling, at the time, that I was getting an extra thorough check.
I don't particularly approve of the homosexual lifestyle. While I do believe they have the same 'rights' as everyone else, and that does extend to the privilege of marriage, I was becoming uncomfortable. This is the same discomfort I'd have felt if patted in these places (specifically, the inner thigh, quite close to the package) by an extremely unattractive woman, only amplified. You see, an extremely unattractive woman might win me over with her personality, regardless of her looks. A guy doesn't really stand that same chance.
Point: I was in basically the same situation that lady was in. I grinned and bore it, and I didn't have to drive 15 hours with a S.O. calling me a moron.
Oddly enough, the last time I flew to Miami, I was checked by a flaming homosexual man. At least, that was MY take on him, anyway. The check was, in my opinion, a bit thorough. I made up my mind that if it went past a certain point, I was asking for someone different to check me. It didn't, and they guy was very professional, despite my feeling, at the time, that I was getting an extra thorough check.
I don't particularly approve of the homosexual lifestyle. While I do believe they have the same 'rights' as everyone else, and that does extend to the privilege of marriage, I was becoming uncomfortable. This is the same discomfort I'd have felt if patted in these places (specifically, the inner thigh, quite close to the package) by an extremely unattractive woman, only amplified. You see, an extremely unattractive woman might win me over with her personality, regardless of her looks. A guy doesn't really stand that same chance.
Point: I was in basically the same situation that lady was in. I grinned and bore it, and I didn't have to drive 15 hours with a S.O. calling me a moron.
Common its not like they grab the breast and give it a nice squeeze and lift. They feel under the bra, its more like circling the breast.
Maybe the real deal is the women had some illegal substance tucked under her underwire, not wanting to be caught in front of her kid she becomes a drama queen.
Maybe the real deal is the women had some illegal substance tucked under her underwire, not wanting to be caught in front of her kid she becomes a drama queen.
Hey man, I don't know about you, but I have seen a bra made out of plastic explosives....
(closest thing to a pat)
(closest thing to a pat)Well, I feel like my boobs could explode at any minute. Does that count?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Well, I feel like my boobs could explode in milky goodnesss at any minute. Does that count?
I think it does.
I'm a danger to all around me then.
Look out!! They're gonna blow!!
Look out!! They're gonna blow!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You guys are pretty funny. Oh, wait, here it comes...I love you guys...man.
I think the guy was very polite, alerting her before the fact that he was gonna cop a feel. You really don't see that much, these days.
TStephens wrote:
I don't particularly approve of the homosexual lifestyle, as long as the dirty as[b][/b]spirates stay away frmo me.
Obligatory pointless FTFY.
I wouldn't be in such a situation, since I'd much rather drive 15 hours than take an airplane anyways.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Anyone recall Plato's view on homosexuality as put forth in book three of the Rapublic?
Friar Khristov wrote:
Anyone recall Plato's view on homosexuality as put forth in book three of the Rapublic?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Yeah, but still doesn't make wanna rub peepee's with Deb.
Homosexuality is fine. Do what you want to, as long as you don't do it to me. I think mustard is ok, too. As long as you keep it away from me. That stuff is rank.
Homosexuality is fine. Do what you want to, as long as you don't do it to me. I think mustard is ok, too. As long as you keep it away from me. That stuff is rank.
They should have locked her in an airplane bathroom and had Bea Arthur give her a purple nurple.
Fu[b][/b]ck Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan would take that lady down.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
If it was me and I had my 3-month old with me, I really do think I might have just lifted up my shirt right there to get it over with. At 3 months I really didn't give a crap about who saw my boobs.
I'm back to being a little more bashful now though.
I'm back to being a little more bashful now though.
Before you get too bashful, can I see? 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
You are five minutes too late. So sorry.
S'ok. Force of habit 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Wow, she overreacted like crazy >_> I got the same pat-down last time I got on an airplane. They don't feel your breasts at all, they check your underwire with their fingertips, and run the wand over it. She's a big wimp, she is.
Aside from the fact she was lactating and having her ******* squeezed would make them leak in public, a chick was the one feeling her up. Big deal. The only ones getting off on it were the other male TVA workers standing around fantasizing about lesbian sex.
She needs to get over it.
Totem
She needs to get over it.
Totem
Chtulhu the Quick wrote:
Full-body searches are nothing new.
Seriously. I've had my fellas checked a few times. Kinda startles you, but then you're on your way.
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Am I the only one that can udnerstand how this is crossing the line.
I know if someone said they had to grab my @#%^ for national security I would be Hell Pissed off.
I know if someone said they had to grab my @#%^ for national security I would be Hell Pissed off.
Go to any club with decent security. I've had female staff check around that area and it ain't nothing that seriously bothers me. I like it when chicks grab at my pole :P
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