"I was shaking, I was sobbing. I couldn't believe that this was happening to me. It was surreal. It was like out of a movie, with these guys yelling at me, telling me that, yes, she has to feel my breasts or I'm not getting on my airplane," Kingsford said.
Calm the hell down.
Anywhere but the Puritan US this would be such a minor deal.
It's not like someone said "I have to rape you with a shovel now, mam."
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