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Actually, I'm like the only person I know who DOESN'T run to the pisser within mere minutes of having had sex.

I wonder if it's the unique curvature that has saved me from this horrible affliction cursing most people.

Nope, I have banana d1ck too, so that can't be the reason.



Curved, for her pleasure.

"Seriously, have you ever gone to sleep after getting some tasty snatch, curled up in the post-coital fetal position, blissfully sleeping, when all of a sudden you have to pee. You stretch your legs to roll out of bed but the smegma dried on your pubes and leg hairs so you are stuck in that rolled up position? And the only recourse is to yank out fifteen or twenty short and curlies so you can walk upright again?

Or is it just me with these problems? "

Have you tried trimming or shaving? Keeping yourself clean is also a good idea. Showers once a week, to start with, helps. Either that or get real women and quit paying for them... who knows whats truly bonding your pubes together. Could be the crabs playing tug of war down there and you broke the chain.

Well. I have learned more about most of you than I EVER wanted to know.

I would like to thank you all for the locker room moments. It gives a girl a lot to think about. I would have to draw the line at "Brawny at the bedside".
Ever thought about a post lovin shower with your mate? It can be very refreshing! Plus you pass the toilet on the way in for your post sex issues.

Okay. Thank God someone said this. I have been with my guy for 5 years. He has the banana complex too. Not bashing it or anything but wtf?
Seriously, when it gets hard...BAM It sticks straight up, like it is laying on his stomach. What the hell did you guys do to get that? Did you play with it too much as a kid?

Oh no way. I go down on him way often. Like every good girlfriend should. BUT it's the girls turn too dammit. I like to GET head just as much as he does.
If his "banana" is laying on his tummy cause it wants in my mouth, then where does that leave my "little guy in the boat"? Dry and without a paddle.

I don't think you quite understand the term "banana d1ck".

Of course when it gets erect it stands up. I'm talking about a curve to the left. Not quite as curved as a banana, but curved none the less.

I like to think it's to reach those hard to get places in the pleasure canal.

It also works to reach the nightstand.

Yeah, I got that, it's kinda like a boomerang.

Any other strange sexual trivia?

Tried it in the shower, never got it to work for risk of falling. Other than that it's just the bed or the floor.

In a tree.

"What's the weirdest place you ever made whoopy?"

Define whoopy... If oral and finger banging count, then on the roof of my high school. During school. Really.

If not, if it's got to be the whole enchilada, then it's a toss up between two rather pedestrian places - at work (but not on the bosses desk, damn it), or on the beach.

I guess I haven’t been weird since high school.