Why the hell am I talking politics?
Smash, get your *** in gear so I can go back to d1ck and fart jokes.
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That reminds me, I was going to ask you why you were bumping up threads from over a year ago. What's the deal? Feeling a bit nostalgic recently?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
im cool with getting off politics for a while.
It was only a few.
Another reason I did it is because:
***** you guys, I do what I want!
Another reason I did it is because:
***** you guys, I do what I want!
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It was only a few.
Another reason I did it is because:
***** you guys, I do what I want!
Another reason I did it is because:
***** you guys, I do what I want!
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im cool with getting off politics for a while.
This made me laugh out loud. Looks like you have a new friend Skeet.
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This made me laugh out loud. Looks like you have a new friend Skeet.
Lol, yeah.
Where's Totem? He'd love to get off some politics with us, I'm sure.
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Where's Totem? He'd love to get off some politics with us, I'm sure.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Dudes, I've had my post-political smoke and nap already. I've been up making breakfast and leaving you guys to sleep in the wet spot...
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Dudes, I've had my post-political smoke and nap already. I've been up making breakfast and leaving you guys to sleep in the wet spot...
That's the problem.
I tried to get up but I'm stuck, it's not really a "wet" spot anymore.
Too bad you used up that cup of water I had next to the bed.
Edited, Mon Oct 11 02:56:42 2004 by Skeeter
Seriously, have you ever gone to sleep after getting some tasty snatch, curled up in the post-coital fetal position, blissfully sleeping, when all of a sudden you have to pee. You stretch your legs to roll out of bed but the smegma dried on your pubes and leg hairs so you are stuck in that rolled up position? And the only recourse is to yank out fifteen or twenty short and curlies so you can walk upright again?
Or is it just me with these problems?
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Or is it just me with these problems?
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Lol. I plead the fif.
Try keeping paper towels next to your bed, bro.
I have this thing where I need to go pee after sex.
I could have went right before having sex, but it never fails, somehow I'll need to go again right afterwards.
Try keeping paper towels next to your bed, bro.
I have this thing where I need to go pee after sex.
I could have went right before having sex, but it never fails, somehow I'll need to go again right afterwards.
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I have this thing where I need to go pee after sex
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Seriously, have you ever gone to sleep after getting some tasty snatch, curled up in the post-coital fetal position, blissfully sleeping, when all of a sudden you have to pee. You stretch your legs to roll out of bed but the smegma dried on your pubes and leg hairs so you are stuck in that rolled up position? And the only recourse is to yank out fifteen or twenty short and curlies so you can walk upright again?
Or is it just me with these problems?
Or is it just me with these problems?
You're dating the wrong women!
Edited, Mon Oct 11 03:11:57 2004 by Reinman
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I think I dated you in college.
See ya'll later.
I gotta go pee.
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Try keeping paper towels next to your bed, bro.
Cause nothing says class like Brawny on the nightstand.
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Nice plot twist.
After sex I usually wipe my groinal area off with a towel out of the hamper. I try to, at least, before my girlfriend reaches down there then wipes it all over my chest. I love her to death but damn, that's annoying.
And I thought everyone had to pee after sex.
And I thought everyone had to pee after sex.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I was sure that Tote's was a "Brazilian" kinda guy.
Debalic wrote:
After sex I usually wipe my groinal area off with a towel out of the hamper. I try to, at least, before my girlfriend reaches down there then wipes it all over my chest. I love her to death but damn, that's annoying.
And I thought everyone had to pee after sex.
And I thought everyone had to pee after sex.
That's gross. Why does she do that, anyway?
...and no...I don't really have to pee afterwards. I think you all just went through a freak accident and your ********* switched places with your bladder....or visa versa.
Wow, and here I thought that I was the only one who had to pee after sex. It's nice to know that I'm not the only freak of nature out there.
Regarding the towels, I've heard that baby wipes also work wonders, but I've never tried them.
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Regarding the towels, I've heard that baby wipes also work wonders, but I've never tried them.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Payback, I guess, since she always ends up dripping and slimy. Sometimes when we're asleep my di[b][/b]ck will end up sticking to her buttcheek and I have to peel it off to roll over.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Thanks for that Debalic. That made me laugh out loud, and now I have something to think about while taking my Statics test. Rate ups abound!
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Let's discuss pu55y farts now. Flea, your thoughts?
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Holds no interest for me. I know all I need to know. Please continue the sneak peek into the locker room.
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