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If you look at it in the Biblic perspective:

Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps upon the earth." So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them. And God blessed them, and God said to them, "Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the air and over every living thing that moves upon the earth."


Taking the Darwin belief:

Survival of the fittest. You cannot survive if you are only attracted to the same gender.

The naturistic perspective:

The basic way of nature is birth -> reproduce -> die.

You cannot reproduce by **** sex.

Stop being the guardians of the gay society. You all think what I'm saying.

Oh ****, are we going to have to put up with that **** here?
If you can't spell just tell us!



I was hoping to feel you up, but if you need a few beers first.......

Does this mean that I can start sending you creepy PMs now?

PHLANs!!!11!

Must be that freaky-deaky Dutch.

LOL just warn me, I need my job!




There is surgery to repair that injury!

Flan is a delicious dessert where I come from. However, judging from the context of your sentence and the content of your previous posts, it must be "asshat" in dutch.

I hope you're not 50+ years old.

This is like watching my parents flirt.

OMGZ I need 2 puke!

I'm 25 and I'm hoping that Redyne is 18 or so.

Baby is breech(sp?), so we are going for c-section on the 21st. Our due date is the 20th, and I return from Brasil on the 19th.

I am just praying that she does not go into labor until I get home. Other than that, she is as big as a house.

Actually, my wife is carrying the baby way out in front, looking at her from behind, and I do, you can't even tell she is pregnant. Bonus, no a[b][/b]ss degradation.

Anyway, the weight of it makes her really tired and she can hardly walk, but she is healthy, and sort of happy.

Just wish me luck that I will make it home in time for the big event. The suspense is killing me. The things we do for money.

Actually I am 33, sorry sugar.


Reinman
Is this your first? Breech babies from my experience (Nurse Anesthetist in Labor and Delivery for 5 years) are usually late.
It's nice though to hear you speak of your wife in those tones! Good Wishes for a happy mom and healthy baby, daddy!

Edited, Sun Oct 10 20:47:47 2004 by Redyne

I think that'd be a first for even you, Qaoz-- "Teacher, I can't participate in PE today because I have a pulled sphincter. No, seriously, I can't run the mile. Look! I have a note from my doctor! See?"

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