Send in the inspectors nowFollow

10/10/2004 - Source: Nobby, c/o The Internets

The U.N.* today called for inspectors to be allowed unrestricted access to the Bush Campaign. There are believed to be large stockpiles of apologies which have yet to be accounted for.

Speaking from a tea-room somewhere in the mid-19th Century, their senior spokesperson, Nobby said:

"Experts should be sent immediately to seek out and publish these apologies. They are believed to relate to unemployment, economic decline, the loss of international credibility, prosecuting a war on false grounds, and saying 'nucular' repeatedly.

They should be rigorous in their search, and not be prepared to accept excuses"

When asked for his views, a Mr J Kerry of Massachusets said"

I agree, no wait, I disagree. Hold on, no I agree after all.

Would you ask me again tomorrow?"





*Unaccountable Nobby

Edited, Sun Oct 10 15:20:13 2004 by Nobby

not so! he'd have a grand alliance of France and.. um... Poland

Why, undouche me.