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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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nice one smash, hey illia, get this stickied!!!
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you dumbass
nice one smash, hey illia, get this stickied!!!
Okiedokie.
I'm just gonna have to rate you up for that one.
Nuff said?
I'm just gonna have to rate you up for that one.
Nuff said?
I'm fairly sure this has been posted before, but with the influx of new (moronic) posters, it probably needed to be said again.
Rate up.
Rate up.
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but with the influx of new (moronic) posters
Who the f'uck are you?
I'm fairly sure this has been posted before,
I'm fairly sure you're wrong.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Classic.
Classic.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Requesting permision...no...BEGGING for permision to post this in the FFXI Main Forums...!
LOL Great post! Has already been in the FFXI main forum...but good idea...Posting it again can only help!!
Deosn't the starting frames remind you of those old movies they showed in health class?
Edited, Wed Oct 6 10:58:18 2004 by Redyne
Deosn't the starting frames remind you of those old movies they showed in health class?
Edited, Wed Oct 6 10:58:18 2004 by Redyne
nooooooooooo, i'm sure that was a total coincidence, di[i][/i]ckface
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Deosn't the starting frames remind you of those old movies they showed in health class?
Ah, so you got it. Good. (Not just the starting frame, the entire thing was done like that for effect.)
Updated siggy with this....this is just TOO good to pass up!
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nooooooooooo, i'm sure that was a total coincidence, ********
LOL, I thought only us women had ***** envy?
They have a few movies on STD's, you might want to watch those Drac!
Heh, good stuff Smash. I'd further express my opinion about it, but according to the video, I'm a forum *****. 
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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I'm fairly sure this has been posted before,
I'm fairly sure you're wrong.
I'm fairly sure you're wrong.
But a repeat showing was overdue.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
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I'm fairly sure this has been posted before,
I'm fairly sure you're wrong.
I'm fairly sure you're wrong.
But a repeat showing was overdue.
Seems like it was Empyre who posted it...
But yeah, it's still funny. And true.
Was posted before but needed to be shown again very badly.
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1093649898257983670
I think this was the thread, but the link that Empyre posted doesn't seem to be working anymore.
I think this was the thread, but the link that Empyre posted doesn't seem to be working anymore.
yup. i posted it a while ago. the host i linked isn't hosting it anymore, though and it seems ABS is.
i was gonna ask someone with premium to do a search for it, but seems y'all are a few steps ahead of me.
(can i get into skeet's nerve thread NOW?!?) >)
Edited, Wed Oct 6 14:44:56 2004 by Empyre
i was gonna ask someone with premium to do a search for it, but seems y'all are a few steps ahead of me.
(can i get into skeet's nerve thread NOW?!?) >)
Edited, Wed Oct 6 14:44:56 2004 by Empyre
Wups...
Boy have I been doing it all wrong.
But it felt so good...
Now I'm confused again.
Boy have I been doing it all wrong.
But it felt so good...
Now I'm confused again.
GitSlayer wrote:
Was posted before but needed to be shown again very badly.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Welcome to last month yall. This has been posted all throughout these forums. Twice in this one alone. Once times in the MAIN FFXI. And four times in the FFXI Job Forums.
So Smash im pretty sure it has been posted. Idiot.
Edited, Wed Oct 6 19:07:51 2004 by Elsahn
So Smash im pretty sure it has been posted. Idiot.
Edited, Wed Oct 6 19:07:51 2004 by Elsahn
Welcome to last month yall. This has been posted all throughout these forums. Twice in this one alone. Once times in the MAIN FFXI. And four times in the FFXI Job Forums.
So Smash im pretty sure it has been posted. Idiot.
Links please.
So Smash im pretty sure it has been posted. Idiot.
Links please.
Sorry, just testing.
Edited, Wed Oct 6 21:09:07 2004 by SmashingJroc
Edited, Wed Oct 6 21:09:07 2004 by SmashingJroc
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