I was watching the Austin Powers movie tonight and at the beginning of the movie in the night club, Austin meets the very sexy woman thats his sidekick for the rest of the movie (The american one).
My question is this: When Austin Powers asks how she gets into such tight pants she answers with "You can start by buying me a drink."
What exactly is the joke behind this, I'm completely clueless.
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My question is this: When Austin Powers asks how she gets into such tight pants she answers with "You can start by buying me a drink."
What exactly is the joke behind this, I'm completely clueless.
Because I'm a good mood I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
"getting into someones pants" means having sex with them, hence the drink thing.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
She was saying that if he bought her a drink, he may get into her pants.
If you don't get it, I can only conclude 2 things:
1. You are 12 and still think that girls have cooties.
2. You are 37, living in your parent's basement, and still carrying your V-Card.
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1. You are 12 and still think that girls have cooties.
2. You are 37, living in your parent's basement, and still carrying your V-Card.
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Actually, I'm neither Twizted. I just didn't know what it meant. I assume your're option #2? 37 and living in your parents basement? Yeah that's you.
Edited, Tue Oct 5 23:37:31 2004 by KoopadaQuick
Edited, Tue Oct 5 23:37:31 2004 by KoopadaQuick
KoopadaQuick wrote:
Actually, I'm neither Twizted. I just didn't know what it meant. I assume your're option #2? 37 and living in your parents basement? Yeah that's you.
Edited, Tue Oct 5 23:37:31 2004 by KoopadaQuick
Edited, Tue Oct 5 23:37:31 2004 by KoopadaQuick
Please never post an "i'm rubber, you're glue" post here again.
Please.
yeah, smasharoo pinned it down.
atleast in america, its common when a guy meets a woman in a bar that his is attracted to the man will offer to buy her a drink. this starts the courtship ritual, so to speak.
atleast in america, its common when a guy meets a woman in a bar that his is attracted to the man will offer to buy her a drink. this starts the courtship ritual, so to speak.
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Posted: Oct 06 2004 at 4:35 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) V card LOL. What a neggar.
If you're not 12, how can you not know what something like that means?
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^^ we need one of those smileys. Illia?
[:boggle:]
^^ we need one of those smileys. Illia?
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've never been in a woman's pants.
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Still a virgin.
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you've never been in a woman's pants.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You give those back to Tare right now!
I said underwear, not giant Canadian pregnant woman bloomers.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Someone needs to invent cute hipster preggo undies. That is so unfair.
So, are they lacy?
So, are they lacy?
Lubriderm the Tulip wrote:
KoopadaQuick wrote:
Actually, I'm neither Twizted. I just didn't know what it meant. I assume your're option #2? 37 and living in your parents basement? Yeah that's you.
Edited, Tue Oct 5 23:37:31 2004 by KoopadaQuick
Edited, Tue Oct 5 23:37:31 2004 by KoopadaQuick
Please never post an "i'm rubber, you're glue" post here again.
Please.
What he said......though I think it's hidden option #3...
3) Your just a f-ing moron.
You all..we shouldn't be making fun of him. The boy needs an education quick...we may need to save him from himself!!
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
Someone needs to invent cute hipster preggo undies. That is so unfair.
Hey now!
For the record, I am not wearing pregnant "bloomers". I am still wearing the undies I wore before I was pregnant. Now, I'm not suggesting for one minute they belong in the pages of Maxim, but at least they don't have a "panel" on the front of them.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
Someone needs to invent cute hipster preggo undies. That is so unfair.
Hey now!
For the record, I am not wearing pregnant "bloomers". I am still wearing the undies I wore before I was pregnant. Now, I'm not suggesting for one minute they belong in the pages of Maxim, but at least they don't have a "panel" on the front of them.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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I am still wearing the undies I wore before I was pregnant.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I didn't say they were dirty!!! 
You're the dirty, mink-wearing earwig!!
You're the dirty, mink-wearing earwig!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hm, I seem to have developed a Varus stalker...
How cute.
How cute.
If you're still wearing them since before you were pregnant they ain't fresh, Missy.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Bah!
You know what I meant.
At least I've stopped wearing them on my head.
You know what I meant.
At least I've stopped wearing them on my head.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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