Totem wrote:
"Let's count! Vee must count how many strokes eet takes to make me come.
Von...
...two..
...three...
...four...
...five...
~*******~
Five! Eet takes five strokes to make me come! Mwuhahahaha!" --Count Dracula
Totem
*dies laughing*
Let's take a quick note of world events....in some form of chronological order based on my HIGHLY limited knowledge...
MJ touches children.R Kelly goes to middle school.Catholic Priests make kids get born again.MJ touches again. (He's such a trend setter!)Big Bird kidnaps Elmo and makes Elmo SCREAM the alphabet backwards. >.>
Did I miss something? Is it safe to assume that MJ is the origin of all kiddie ****?
