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#1 Oct 04 2004 at 10:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Runner up Award goes to, (Jerusalem) The switch away from daylight savings time caused consternation among terrorist groups this year. At precisely 5:30 Israel time on Sunday, two coordinated car bombs exploded in different cities, killing three terrorists who were transporting the bombs. It was initially believed that the devices had been detonated prematurely by klutzy amateurs. A closer look revealed the truth behind the untimely explosions. Three days before, Israel had made a premature switch from Daylight Savings Time to Standard Time in order to accommodate a week of Slihot, involving pre-sunrise prayers. Palestinians refused to "live on Zionist time." Two weeks of scheduling havoc ensued. The bombs had been prepared in a Palestine-controlled area, and set on Daylight Savings Time. The confused drivers had already switched to Standard Time. As a result, the cars were still en-route when the explosives detonated, delivering to the terrorists their well-deserved demise.


I thought it was funny.
#2 Oct 04 2004 at 10:21 AM Rating: Decent
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lol suckers
#3 Oct 04 2004 at 10:26 AM Rating: Decent
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I think I remember reading this some time ago. Funny as hell!
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#4 Oct 04 2004 at 10:39 AM Rating: Default
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Yeah, it's old, but still a true classic.
#5 Oct 04 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Decent
Thats the greatest thing I've ever heard. LOL
#6 Oct 04 2004 at 3:41 PM Rating: Decent
The real funny thing is they think they are soldiers of god. Wow, I'm sure glad Im not a soldier of the dumbgod.
#7 Oct 04 2004 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent
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delivering to the terrorists their well-deserved demise.


who wrote this ****?
#8 Oct 04 2004 at 3:44 PM Rating: Decent
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Someone smart, obviously.
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publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#9 Oct 04 2004 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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RACK the Zionist Daylight Savings Time! Anything to do with the savings (hence, money) of daylight must be Jewish. Or so goes the thinking of bomb making savages all across the Middle East.

In fact, the guy who invented the clock prolly had a big nose and wore a yarmaluke, knowing that once he made such a nefarious device, A-rabs and muslims across the globe would be forever under the heel of Jewish daylight bankers and sunshine jewelers everywhere.

Totem

#10 Oct 04 2004 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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Nice avatar totem!
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#11 Oct 04 2004 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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Classic.

Who knew... Daylight Savings is good for something.
#12 Oct 04 2004 at 6:04 PM Rating: Decent
Alla akhbar only when ontime beeyatches!
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