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Well if I said those exact words then I dont. But till I do. I will simply put it for ignorant posters such as yourself.... I dont like you. Do you try to make people flame you? Wouldn't doubt it if you were someones sock puppet or a troll. Either way your still useless here.

No no, you don't like me because I talk back unlike some other posters around here.

You ***** and I'll ***** back.

Don't gimme all that "shut up for a sec" crap. You're writing flaming posts so fast yourself that your fingers must cramp all the time.

Why am I not allowed to write anything without getting you a-holes on my back all the time?

Is there some order of rank here I missed or what? Oh, so you wrote a zillion posts, congrats, here, have a cookie, shut up!

Don't think you can **** me off just because you have 4 stars at the age of 12. I don't ******* care, ok?

Don't flame this guys thread because you don't like that someone is trying to spread some fun here.

What are you? ******* BMOC? Hell no! You don't ******* decide what we can write or not!

So you shut up!

And 'fairy' is a call name for gay men, yes.

I'm sure you didn't mean it and all that crap, but nonetheless, you wrote it.

Yeah, that story is good, but why are we talking small talk here? It's not like no one will notice it anyway.

Qaoz, you suck. If you're going to continue to make posts like these, please do yourself and everyone else a favor and go drink some drain cleaner.

Twiztid

This is for Nobby and Elsahn:

Lightbulb Jokes

Nobby, some lightbulb jokes.

Elsahn, a link instead of a long post.

Enjoy.

As I'm over the age of 9, I have played neither.



At least do your ******* homework!

Contrary to your belief, we're not trying to amuse you, Qaoz. We're trying to tell you in a not-so-subtle way to get lost. If I wanted to read vapid, mind-numbing posts from 14-year-old 1337 d00ds, I could go to Caster's Realm, or just join an AOL chatroom.

So, in the nicest way I can possibly put it, go fu[i][/i]ck yourself asshat.

Twiztid

You really have no clue, do you? Ask around, fu[i][/i]ck-face. Any of the other 99% of this forum's denizens will tell you.

It already is hell. Welcome. Take a seat. Help yourself to coffee and a danish.

And I'll let you know when I post something funny; it doesn't happen often, but I assume you'll need it explained.

http://news.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=109115658961894297

A danish, huh?

How funny.. But I don't eat my own kind.

Btw, the danish wasn't invented by Danes, it was invented by the people of Vienna.

The problem with this board is that everyone's so damn tight assed!

Lighten up! Why all this anger? Are you mad because you cannot find anymore joy in life?

Damn, talk about tough crowd.

edit: (croud = crowd) no need to pick on me becuz I spelled it wrong.

Edited, Sun Oct 3 19:15:18 2004 by Qaoz

I saw the Beatles and Hendrix perform. So just take it as "fu[i][/i]cking ancient".

Despite EQ's resident population of twits, I have never, ever come across an EQ player who typed:

<(^_^)>

Like some six year old girl decorating her pony notebook. Ergo, FFXI players are a buncha pus[i][/i]sies

And let's not forget who it was who cried and wrung their hands and whined to Alla that the mean ole OoT posters were too rough on their tender souls and caused Alla to make the Asylum in the first place so that those scared people might be protected in the Sandbox