As i think back, my drug use could have been seen way back in 4th grade. let me explain...
in the USA there is an organization called D.A.R.E. i forget what the acronym means, but it is an anti-drug and anti-violence program (mainly anti-drug) that many schools participate in. one week a year we had "Red Ribbon Week" where they would hand out ribbons, pencils, weebils*, and other gaudy little trinkets. as part of this we were told (read: coerced) into signing a pledge which went to the tune of "i promise to remain alcohol, tobacco, and drug free blah blah blah -signed X". in 4th grade i resented this. i thought to myself "but i plan on drinking when i get older". i stilled signed it, though.
in 5th grade i actually refused to sign it. i even went as far as to tear it up, on the same grounds (being that some day i planned on drinking alcohol).
up until 10th grade i was *very* *very* *very* straight edge. i had some behavior issues in middle school (mainly 7th grade, when i got into over 9 fist fights** with students), but they were completely unrelated to drug usage, or lack thereof.
in 10th grade i started drinking, albiet in very stupid situations. my first time was a few sips of scotch and mountain dew, probably not even a drinks worth. about a week later i brought about half a bottle of southern comfort to school and drank it all on an empty stomach. i actually managed to go the whole day without getting caught. a few more incidents drinking at school culminating in me getting ratted out and i was pretty much done with booze (for the time being).
flash towards the middle of junior year. i drink, but this time at parties with friends, still liqour, though.
despite this, i was still VERY anti-drug. probably because all the guys i knew who smoked pot (granted, i didnt know any except the dumb asses who made it obvious and were always asking "are my eyes red?") were complete morons, so i figured pot made you stupid. every other drug scared the crap out of me due to my D.A.R.E. brainwashing.
about 3/4ths through my junior year i trip on some LSA. it is a semi-legal hallucinogen (legal until you dose it, atleast) which i dosed with hawiian baby woodrose seeds. it produces effects like a low level LSD trip.
LSA = Generic, naturally occuring, Lysergic Acid
LSD = d-Lysergic Acid Dithylemide 25, a synthetic chemical
this then led to marijuana (***** the gateway drug theory, it seems LSA is a gateway drug =p ) at the very end of my junior year. at the beggining of my senior year i became "pro-stoner" as one of my friends put it. i even went so far as to buy a bong.
i then decided to use my brothers adderall prescription, which contains AMPHETAMINE, in pharmaceutical quality, no less. needless to say i enjoy tweaking about once or twice a month.
Salvia, another semi-legal drug, has been attempted, but with no success in "breaking through" (inhaling enough smoke in approx 2 minutes to produce a trip, which then lasts about 15-25 minutes).
on the horizon i see a few rolls on ecstacy and many trips on shrooms and (hopefully) LSD.
and to think that there was a glimmer of this all the way back in 4th grade.
oddly, my reputation as a drug user is very sporadic. it seems in some of my classes *everyone* knows, whereas in others couldnt believe i had even drank alcohol when they overheard a conversation i was having detailing my weekend exploits.
*weebils were little balls of fur with feet that were quite trendy and sought after. they were a common "prize" for school fund raisers that came in different varities. some were dressed like firemen, doctors, bunny rabbits, and all sorts of things. we were all given "anti-drug weebils" which hold a sign saying "dont do drugs" and have a tag saying "Desert Knolls School says no to drugs" glued (the feet were adhesive) to my bed post. i had actually forgotten about it until a few weeks ago
** i was a bad *** in 7th grade. i "won" no fewer than 3 of those fights in a single punch. only once did i actually lose. the others were the kind that no one really won, due to being broken up early. oddly, in 8th grade, not wanting to be expelled, i became a complete *****. ironically, i got picked on by one of the kids i knocked to the ground and gave a bloody nose in a single punch.
the point of this? none. but im sitting here, high like crazy, and i think its funny that the kid who didnt sign the "i wont drink, smoke tobbacco, or do drugs" was for quite some time very anti-drug, but is now very educated (and experimental) in his drug use.
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DMT, man, I'm telling ya.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I just got on today and I gotta laugh at Smashes new avatar. Kerry morphing into Jfk?!? I hope youre not serious. Lol. Maybe he'll get assassinated right in time before the election. That'd be ideal atleast lol. What were you thinking? You prolly weren't so for now it's excusable.
ah you too?
dare. when they passed around the bong for us to examine, i noticed it smelled like a relatives house. one time they passed out these little stickers for red ribbon week that said:
i've got
better
things to do
than
drugs.
we changed them to:
i've got
be er
and
drugs.
or:
i've got
better
drugs.
that pissed some teachers off.
dare. when they passed around the bong for us to examine, i noticed it smelled like a relatives house. one time they passed out these little stickers for red ribbon week that said:
i've got
better
things to do
than
drugs.
we changed them to:
i've got
be er
and
drugs.
or:
i've got
better
drugs.
that pissed some teachers off.
I just got on today and I gotta laugh at Smashes new avatar. Kerry morphing into Jfk?!? I hope youre not serious. Lol. Maybe he'll get assassinated right in time before the election. That'd be ideal atleast lol. What were you thinking? You prolly weren't so for now it's excusable.
Thank you for taking time out of your busy father blowing scehedule to comment on it. I realize that you likely coughed up some old man ***** on the keyboard as you typed so I just wanted you to know that I appreciated the sacrafice.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Damn. I knew that old men was lying. He squealed on me.
/sarcasm off
Next time try something funny smash, cause we know if ya type something halfway political now, that Totem ownz you in these forums.
/sarcasm off
Next time try something funny smash, cause we know if ya type something halfway political now, that Totem ownz you in these forums.
Hippo....get real. Drug use is a decission just like any other. If you enjoy it and feel that you have the right to do drugs, own it!
I didn't even touch alcohol or cigarettes until I was a senior in high school. Honestly, my friends and I had fun without that stuff. Almost two years later, I'm a social drinker, sporadic smoker, and I'm currently on probation from the University for pot.
The thing is, I consciously chose to do all these things, knowing the consequences. You can spout off this crap about "being brainwashed" and doing drugs just to be contrary, but that's a conscious decision too. You have nobody to blame for your drug habits but yourself.
Also, the whole "cry for help" thing doesn't work very well if your audience is a group of anonymous strangers who really couldn't give two sh[i][/i]its about you.
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The thing is, I consciously chose to do all these things, knowing the consequences. You can spout off this crap about "being brainwashed" and doing drugs just to be contrary, but that's a conscious decision too. You have nobody to blame for your drug habits but yourself.
Also, the whole "cry for help" thing doesn't work very well if your audience is a group of anonymous strangers who really couldn't give two sh[i][/i]its about you.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Hippo, my uncle was a DARE officer, that might have had something to do with me 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Also, the whole "cry for help" thing doesn't work very well if your audience is a group of anonymous strangers who really couldn't give two ***** about you.
Yep, I agree totally!
Furthermore, you seem to be fixated on drugs, which is sad, I was stoned for about 6 years of my life, grade 9 until somewhere in university. I smoked pot daily, usually on the way to the bus, to go to school, luch, between classes. I was an honors student at the same time, (well I was 79.3% in grade 12), but close enough. My focus was not so much on the drugs, it was having a good time on drugs, the drugs were incidental. Your fixation with all the varieties of drugs names, types bla bla bla is unhealthy and self destructive, which is fine if you want to be destroyed.
You seem to think you are some kind of bad ***, you are not. I did acid, smoked pot, free-based coke, angel dust, shrooms, and the rest, but it was never about the drugs, it was about the experience. Nobody thinks you are cool because you are taking your brothers pills, get your own ****.
Ecstasy and coke are bad news, thats from me to you.
Drugs are not cool. Talking about drugs like you do, makes you an idiot. You probably don't see the distinction, I used to get stoned to go play hockey, or go bowling, or watch a movie, or play a video game. Whatever, it is an enhancement, not the main event. Get over it.
My only comment on people who think they can handle drugs is:
20+ funerals so far. All under the age of 30.
Go figure
20+ funerals so far. All under the age of 30.
Go figure
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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I used to get stoned to go play hockey
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I had a weebil stuck to the ceiling of my parents dining room from my third to my... tenth? grade.
It was one persistant bugger. One day though, after many years, it was simply gone.
It was one persistant bugger. One day though, after many years, it was simply gone.
Do what now?
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I had a weebil stuck to the ceiling of my parents dining room from my third to my... tenth? grade.
It was one persistant bugger. One day though, after many years, it was simply gone.
It was one persistant bugger. One day though, after many years, it was simply gone.
This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
Friar Reinman wrote:
This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?
I need no drugs to be insane
Do what now?
I used to have a bunch of weebils. They were awesome.
Next time try something funny smash, cause we know if ya type something halfway political now, that Totem ownz you in these forums.
Somethinhg funny? How can I compete with someone who thinks Totem is winning a debate.
Ahahahah, now that's funny!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Dunno, I am straight edge. My parents thought it was weird seeing as how they are not and definitely werent pushing me in that direction.
All of my friends in highschool did drugs. LSD, Shrooms, Pot, Hash but nothing like blow or such. Frankly I rather see someone become a pot head than an alcoholic.
However over the years since I graduated (Goddamn its already been 5 years
) I have noticed something, all my stoner friends are either now:
1.Cokeheads or doing Crystal Meth
2.Dead
3.In Jail (not for pot, I will refer you to option #1.)
4.Still smoke and have accomplished nothing
5.Or they have quit and moved on
I think pushing children to be straight edge will only lead to a kid that goes to far when he/she actually does it. Its all good when your a teenager and even occasionally when your an adult.
Normally I would say have fun in moderation and move on but reading your posts about being busted repeatedly and reading your posts you automatically set off my spidey senses.
I knew your type growing up, the kind that supplied the pot for others, always telling stories of how you got high on the weekend, repeatedly busted by parents, etc.
All I can say about that type is that things end off badly for them, and they are usually to stupid/hardheaded to listen to good advice. Oh well for good or ill they are your decisions to make and live with.
All of my friends in highschool did drugs. LSD, Shrooms, Pot, Hash but nothing like blow or such. Frankly I rather see someone become a pot head than an alcoholic.
However over the years since I graduated (Goddamn its already been 5 years
) I have noticed something, all my stoner friends are either now: 1.Cokeheads or doing Crystal Meth
2.Dead
3.In Jail (not for pot, I will refer you to option #1.)
4.Still smoke and have accomplished nothing
5.Or they have quit and moved on
I think pushing children to be straight edge will only lead to a kid that goes to far when he/she actually does it. Its all good when your a teenager and even occasionally when your an adult.
Normally I would say have fun in moderation and move on but reading your posts about being busted repeatedly and reading your posts you automatically set off my spidey senses.
I knew your type growing up, the kind that supplied the pot for others, always telling stories of how you got high on the weekend, repeatedly busted by parents, etc.
All I can say about that type is that things end off badly for them, and they are usually to stupid/hardheaded to listen to good advice. Oh well for good or ill they are your decisions to make and live with.
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haha what a laugh! like drugs ever did anything bad to people, i've heard of all sorts of famous people who do drugs! here's a list!
Beverly Kenney
Walter "Papoose" Nelson
**Marilyn Monroe
Michael Holiday
Dinah Washington
Dorothy Dandridge
Brian Epstein
Frankie Lymon
Gary Richardson
**Judy Garland
Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson
**Jimi Hendrix
**Janis Joplin
Baby Huey
Phil Seamen
Miss Christine
Bruce Berry
Steve Perron
Rick Dey
Vinnie Taylor
Robbie McIntosh
Nick Drake
Paul Kossoff
Tommy Bolin
Dave Bidwell
Eugene Mumford
**Elvis Presley
Gregory Herbert
Keith Moon
**Sid Vicious
Roy Montrell
Lowell George
Jimmy McCulloch
Bon Scott
Malcolm Owen
George Scott III
O.V. Wright
Tim Hardin
Steven James Turner
Mike Bloomfield
Dave Waller
**John Belushi
Lester Bangs
James Honeyman Scott
Mark Olson
Pete Farndon
Candy Givens
Wells Kelly
Michael Rudetski
Dallas Taylor
Hollywood Fats
Gentleman Jeff Graboski
Will Shatter
Hillel Slovak
Tim Hovey
James O'Neill
Brent Mydland -
Martin Hannett
James Hopkins-Harrison
David Ruffin
Doug Maynard
Charlie Ondras
Stefanie Sargent
Helno
Randy Jo Hobbs
**River Phoenix
Kristen Pfaff
Rafael Rabelo
Kurt Neimand
Bob Stinson
Phyllis Hyman
Frankie Fix
**Brad Nowell
Nickolas John Steel Traina
John Dougherty
Rob Pilatus
**Entertainers that are more famous than others, i got lazy after 1996 or so, stopped at '99.
All these folks at one time were relativly famous and in the entertainment (mostly music) business. Keep doin drugs guys, we can afford to lose a few more morons.
haha what a laugh! like drugs ever did anything bad to people, i've heard of all sorts of famous people who do drugs! here's a list!
Beverly Kenney
Walter "Papoose" Nelson
**Marilyn Monroe
Michael Holiday
Dinah Washington
Dorothy Dandridge
Brian Epstein
Frankie Lymon
Gary Richardson
**Judy Garland
Alan "Blind Owl" Wilson
**Jimi Hendrix
**Janis Joplin
Baby Huey
Phil Seamen
Miss Christine
Bruce Berry
Steve Perron
Rick Dey
Vinnie Taylor
Robbie McIntosh
Nick Drake
Paul Kossoff
Tommy Bolin
Dave Bidwell
Eugene Mumford
**Elvis Presley
Gregory Herbert
Keith Moon
**Sid Vicious
Roy Montrell
Lowell George
Jimmy McCulloch
Bon Scott
Malcolm Owen
George Scott III
O.V. Wright
Tim Hardin
Steven James Turner
Mike Bloomfield
Dave Waller
**John Belushi
Lester Bangs
James Honeyman Scott
Mark Olson
Pete Farndon
Candy Givens
Wells Kelly
Michael Rudetski
Dallas Taylor
Hollywood Fats
Gentleman Jeff Graboski
Will Shatter
Hillel Slovak
Tim Hovey
James O'Neill
Brent Mydland -
Martin Hannett
James Hopkins-Harrison
David Ruffin
Doug Maynard
Charlie Ondras
Stefanie Sargent
Helno
Randy Jo Hobbs
**River Phoenix
Kristen Pfaff
Rafael Rabelo
Kurt Neimand
Bob Stinson
Phyllis Hyman
Frankie Fix
**Brad Nowell
Nickolas John Steel Traina
John Dougherty
Rob Pilatus
**Entertainers that are more famous than others, i got lazy after 1996 or so, stopped at '99.
All these folks at one time were relativly famous and in the entertainment (mostly music) business. Keep doin drugs guys, we can afford to lose a few more morons.
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Keep doin drugs guys, we can afford to lose a few more morons.
I suppose you think all those people died from smoking pot.
Mary-Jane is natures finest plant, don't knock it 'till you lived it.
Pot is by far, less adictive, and far less detrimental than alcohol. Furthermore people under the influence of THC are not likely to be violent, and thus create less social problems. If you are grouping pot into your little exhibition, and not alcohol, then you are the moron.
Smasharoo wrote:
DMT, man, I'm telling ya.
That's like learning to fly a space shuttle before learning to crawl.
Pot is by far, less adictive, and far less detrimental than alcohol.
Depends. Using pot occasionaly is worse for you long term than drinking occasionally by a good margin. Smoking anything for a long time is a bad idea health wise.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Generally, when your entire personality revolves around being a druggie, and when your entire extracuricular activities consist of acquiring drugs, that's when it's a good idea to quit.
edit: oh yeah, and when your girlfriend leaves you because you won't quit.
But this isn't directed at anyone in particular *cough cough*
Edited, Mon Oct 4 04:44:06 2004 by trickybeck
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Also, the whole "cry for help" thing doesn't work very well if your audience is a group of anonymous strangers who really couldn't give two ***** about you.
Someone RACK that!
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Smoking anything for a long time is a bad idea health wise.
Depends on who you ask. Medical authorities, people with common sense, etc. would agree with that.
A LOT of potheads insist there's nothing wrong with somking unfiltered MJ. Of course, they smoke pot, so who ya gonna believe?
Depends on who you ask. Medical authorities, people with common sense, etc. would agree with that.
A LOT of potheads insist there's nothing wrong with somking unfiltered MJ. Of course, they smoke pot, so who ya gonna believe?
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