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#1 Sep 30 2004 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
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...live with a live mink named Gary in your pants or wear a lime green thong year round with the word Wildcat dedazzled on the front?

Tell me!



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#2 Sep 30 2004 at 12:12 PM Rating: Good
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Does the thong come with a free Brazilian bikini wax?

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#4 Sep 30 2004 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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No wax. Your beaver is there for all to see.

But with option one, your mink would be hidden.

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#6 Sep 30 2004 at 12:15 PM Rating: Good
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That depends on what a herbitore is. Smiley: lol



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#7 Sep 30 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Default
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Sounds like the mink would be fun, if she's gentle. Then again, green is my favorite color.

Edited, Thu Sep 30 13:18:15 2004 by laviont
#8 Sep 30 2004 at 12:16 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:
...live with a live mink named Gary in your pants or wear a lime green thong year round with the word Wildcat dedazzled on the front?

Tell me!

Why cant i have both?
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#10 Sep 30 2004 at 12:18 PM Rating: Good
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Sir laviont wrote:
Sounds like the mink would be fun, if she's gentle.


The mink's name is Gary, for Bob's sake.

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#11 Sep 30 2004 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
I'd use the thong to strangle the mink and be done with it.
#12 Sep 30 2004 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Why cant i have both?


In discussion with a colleague, we have determined that the thong would simply not offer up the support needed for Gary to live comfortably.

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#13 Sep 30 2004 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
I'm gonna go thong here. Small furry things with teeth hanging about in the nether regions may sound fun to the likes of Mr. Slave, but I need no small animals in my pants.
#14 Sep 30 2004 at 12:23 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Flatulent wrote:
I'm gonna go thong here. Small furry things with teeth hanging about in the nether regions may sound fun to the likes of Mr. Slave, but I need no small animals in my pants.


What if the mink were named Billy?

Hmmmmm??
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#15 Sep 30 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Good
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It doesn't matter what the mink's name is. Odd are he's either gonna get hungry and start a'biting or get cold and seek out shelter. Either way, it's a big no-no.

Thong all the way.

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#16 Sep 30 2004 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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What if the thong said "Gift from my boyfriend, Lars" on it?

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#18 Sep 30 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
...or live with the sound of small children giggling eminating from your crotch forever?

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#19 Sep 30 2004 at 12:29 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Why cant i have both?


In discussion with a colleague, we have determined that the thong would simply not offer up the support needed for Gary to live comfortably.



Woah hang on I would have to live with Gary? That would imply some degree of permanency.
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#20 Sep 30 2004 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Woah hang on I would have to live with Gary? That would imply some degree of permanency.


Yes, Gary or Billy - you decide.

That, or you can hook up with Lars. Yay!


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#21 Sep 30 2004 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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Gary would probably not get along with the gerbil up my ***...



#22 Sep 30 2004 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good
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trickybeck wrote:
Gary would probably not get along with the gerbil up my ***...


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That one is for you, Totem!
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#23 Sep 30 2004 at 12:34 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:
Yes, Gary or Billy - you decide.

That, or you can hook up with Lars. Yay!


Can there be a third option of honorable suicide?

I feel like I am in often proposed situation where I stand neck deep in sh[u][/u]it and someone is going to puke on me.

Do i duck or get puked on?

does the thong just say "from Lars" or does it come with him?
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#25 Sep 30 2004 at 12:36 PM Rating: Good
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bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
does the thong just say "from Lars" or does it come with him?


You think Lars just gives a bedazzled thong to any ol' person? No sirree-bob. You have to earn this thong, my man.

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#26 Sep 30 2004 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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Princess Tare wrote:
You think Lars just gives a bedazzled thong to any ol' person? No sirree-bob. You have to earn this thong, my man.

Wildcat!


Smiley: laugh Smiley: laugh Smiley: laugh

Mink it is.
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