Here's a shot out to all the guys that took advantage of last night to take their girl out to the middle of field, or ocean, and enjoyed the full moon and her company all night long.
Varus
p.s. that's probably why i'm here, i'm just plain exhausted. =)
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From spying on guys out with their girls?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Either that, or he spent most of the night blowing up his girl.
Luckily my window faces the south and the moon shines on my bed, so I can share my girl's company in the lunar glow at home.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Nadenu,
I'm sorry you're man didn't get you out of the house on the beautiful fall night that it was. But keep hope alive that he'll put that beer down sometime and pay attention to you. Of course this may mean you have to lose some of that baby fat but sacrifices must be made.
Varus
I'm sorry you're man didn't get you out of the house on the beautiful fall night that it was. But keep hope alive that he'll put that beer down sometime and pay attention to you. Of course this may mean you have to lose some of that baby fat but sacrifices must be made.
Varus
Debo,
Sounds good....hope you had some of that wacky tobacy to enhance the experience.
Varus
Sounds good....hope you had some of that wacky tobacy to enhance the experience.
Varus
Thanks for your well wishes, Varrus. Let me roll off the couch now and see if I can talk him into being more romantic. That is, after I pry his hunting rifle out of his fingers...
Don't mind Varrus. He's just frustrated since his cousin shot him down in the moonlit okra patch last night after failing to be impressed with the mighty cherry tree he felled.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Actually I didn't get any nookie last night, we both got new video games and were playing them when she fell asleep in bed. But I still got to sleep with her in the moonlight. Sex isn't the be-all of intimacy after all.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Don't worry, I plan on ravishing her Friday night.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
Don't mind Varrus. He's just frustrated since his cousin shot him down in the moonlit okra patch last night after failing to be impressed with the mighty cherry tree he felled.
That, and he dun cuts awf anutter finger.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Varrus doesn't bother me. He's amusing.
Better put it on your action item list debo.
Jophed,...lol you must think this is kentucky
Varus
Jophed,...lol you must think this is kentucky
Varus
Nadenu,
Translation: Varus is as sexy as they come but I have appearances to uphold so I can't get to cozy with him considering I know what a racist and sexist pig he is.
Varus
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Varrus doesn't bother me. He's amusing.
Translation: Varus is as sexy as they come but I have appearances to uphold so I can't get to cozy with him considering I know what a racist and sexist pig he is.
Varus
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lol you must think this is kentucky
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophed,
U mean Tennessee...
Well nadenu guess you and I are just country bumpkins...oh wait I live in a city with over 500,000 people in the area and surrounding community guess he's just talking about you then.
Varus
U mean Tennessee...
Well nadenu guess you and I are just country bumpkins...oh wait I live in a city with over 500,000 people in the area and surrounding community guess he's just talking about you then.
Varus
Where's your okra patch then? In the median strip between the sidewalk and street curb?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Actually my family owns about 15 acres in the city limit so I have the pleasure of paying both city and county taxes. As a matter of fact the house I bought is adjacent to all the rest of the family property. My goal is to make up for a dumbass relative that was a spy for the north in the war of northern aggression and was offered approximately 5000 acres but turned it down because he was of the firm opinion that serving those traiterous northerners was his partriotic duty. Talk about misguided. But as it is 15 acres is sufficient considering i'm the only one who enjoys wandering around outside at night. Although I do enjoy messing with the minds of the college kiddies that get lost and use my dead end road as a turn around.
Varus
Varus
Meh. 500k between the city and outlying areas means about 250k in the "city" itself. The frickin' suburb I live in is 150k.
That's some big city livin' you're doing there, Varrus.
That's some big city livin' you're doing there, Varrus.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Actually I feel overcrowded as it is. I don't know if you've noticed but sheeple bother me.
Varus
Varus
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Here's a shot out to all the guys that took advantage of last night to take their girl out to the middle of field, or ocean, and enjoyed the full moon and her company all night long.
Varus
p.s. that's probably why i'm here, i'm just plain exhausted. =)
Varus
p.s. that's probably why i'm here, i'm just plain exhausted. =)
Yea, that would be my deffinition of hopelessly romantic.
"Hey baby, I'm feelin' 'romantic' lets got outside and do it under tha moon like animals! You can be the sheep."
"God, your hopeless."
Note to self...Let Git know that sex can take place in places other than a bed.
Varus
Note to self: Never let varrass close enough that he may show those other places.
Note to varrass: I was commenting on your idea of romantic dimwit, not sexual locations.
Note to varrass: I was commenting on your idea of romantic dimwit, not sexual locations.
"Definitely a jackhammer.
I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done, you're not the same as before.
You're changed."
I'm in there with some pressure, and when I'm done, you're not the same as before.
You're changed."
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