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#1 Sep 28 2004 at 11:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Whaaaaa?!?

I have no idea what is going on here, but it looks hilarious.

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#2 Sep 28 2004 at 11:15 PM Rating: Good
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lmfao....that is a funny picture.

#3 Sep 28 2004 at 11:16 PM Rating: Good
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"He didn't wash his hands, he didn't wash his hands!"

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#4 Sep 28 2004 at 11:17 PM Rating: Good
Paper, Rock, Saddam on tour!

Ok, ok, we have to get this ready for the convention!

Guy in Blue-shirt: Two Papers!

Kerry: Tiger Hand! Rawr!!

Little boy: Weee, I'm the penmissle! Nyyyrrrrmmmmm!!!
#6 Sep 28 2004 at 11:27 PM Rating: Decent
Kerry: NOOOO!!!! The swiftboat vets for truth!
Blue: Tell the people the truth!
Charlie: Mr. Kerry!


Ok, it wasn't great...I just had to say something about charlie.
#7 Sep 28 2004 at 11:28 PM Rating: Good
I win.

Skeeter like totally beats Warmav, like always.

Aint that right Totem?
#8 Sep 28 2004 at 11:30 PM Rating: Good
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Hey Sxkeet, how's Totem's prostate looking tonight?

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#9 Sep 28 2004 at 11:32 PM Rating: Good
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Hey Sxkeet, how's Totem's prostate looking tonight?

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Looks like a 'Rock' that's had one too many 'penmissles'.


#10 Sep 28 2004 at 11:36 PM Rating: Decent
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o.0

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#11 Sep 28 2004 at 11:44 PM Rating: Good
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While campaigning in Hollywood California, Presidential Nominee John Kerry, today narrowly avoided the overzealous attentions of an angry republican movie director. Ironically he was inadvertently saved by a member of the Khmer Rogues, a little known anti-American Vietnamese terrorist group who train children in a form of martial arts known as Hi-ya, known for its hiding in plain sight and then jumping out of nowhere style of attack with their trademark form of squinting of the eyes and charging with the hands out in a karate chop motion.

The Secret Service released a statement today saying "That kid was deadly; the poor director got his *** beat." The whereabouts of the child terrorist is unknown.

In related news John Kerry has submitted for a new Purple Heart stating in the form that "he was brutally injured in the shin from the kick of a Vietnamese assassin and pulled a muscle in his face when he flinched from the simultaneous attack of a vicious enemy collaborator."
#12 Sep 28 2004 at 11:46 PM Rating: Good
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"I'll kill you, Kerry!"

"No, regular daddy. Don't hurt biological daddy!"



#13 Sep 29 2004 at 5:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I have no idea what is going on here, but it looks hilarious.

As best as I can guess, they're playing 'Two-Hand Touch' football and Kerry finished his motion from throwing a pass while the guy on the far left is about to, uh, two-hand touch him.

Notwithstanding, that's still a funny still.
#14 Sep 29 2004 at 7:31 AM Rating: Good
"Gimme that milk money. I saw her give it to you!"

or

John Kerry revealed his new plan of tariffs for Asian imports today...

or

"Here, you can see several of our patients participating in a togetherness exercise. I'm sure you brother would fit right in. Why yes, that IS John Kerry. He only answers to Mr. President, though."


or

"Get him Daddy! Get the bad man who stole my all-weekend ride bracelet!"


#15 Sep 29 2004 at 9:30 AM Rating: Default
The sky is falling, the sky is falling!
#16 Sep 29 2004 at 12:41 PM Rating: Good
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Kerry: Both Hands! Come on! Really! Hit me hard! I need that extra purple heart!
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