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#1 Sep 28 2004 at 6:13 PM Rating: Good
Ok, a guy robs a convinience store in a pair of socks....Where do you put the money and your gun???

IMO the socks at that point were overkill!
#2 Sep 28 2004 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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It's a standard joke that a woman could be an armed robber as long as she was good looking and went nekkid. No male convenience store clerk would ever manage to ever look at her face.

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#3 Sep 28 2004 at 7:16 PM Rating: Good
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Put the gun in your *** and wrap the money around your *******. Not only is it effective, but it's this winter's hot new style!
#4 Sep 29 2004 at 7:18 AM Rating: Decent
i heard about this one bloke, right, robbed a bank with a telephone
#5 Sep 29 2004 at 10:44 AM Rating: Decent
Best one was the braniac a few months back here that robbed a bank. He wrote ******* stick-up note on the back of his bank statement.
#7 Sep 29 2004 at 11:09 AM Rating: Decent
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DO NOT underestimate the capacity of the **** cavity, as I am sure that all posters on this board know.
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