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#1 Sep 28 2004 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Your 18 years old, you have just signed for argueably the biggest Football club in the world.

Your first game, in the biggest club Competiion in the world.

Do you

a. Have a howler?

b. Score a hat-trick inside 50 minutes?

Smiley: bowdown Wayne Rooney.

Pure Class

Edited, Tue Sep 28 16:02:23 2004 by tarv
#2 Sep 28 2004 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Just think how many 45 year-old scouse slapper whores he can hire with the goal scorer's bonus!!

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#3 Sep 28 2004 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent
hmm, so so, he's ok i suppose
#4 Sep 28 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
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Although I'm not from Manchester, I'm not a Man Utd fan, but 6-2.

Beauteee!
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#5 Sep 28 2004 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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blah blah blah, I would write something about Freddy Ado here if I cared...


#6 Sep 28 2004 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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I dont understand a goddamn thing in this thread. lol

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Do you

a. Have a howler?

b. Score a hat-trick inside 50 minutes?


Uhmm yes?

Quote:
Just think how many 45 year-old scouse slapper whores he can hire with the goal scorer's bonus!!
??
#7 Sep 28 2004 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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spawned wrote:
I dont understand a goddamn thing in this thread. lol

Quote:
Do you

a. Have a howler?

b. Score a hat-trick inside 50 minutes?


Uhmm yes?

Quote:
Just think how many 45 year-old scouse slapper whores he can hire with the goal scorer's bonus!!
??

A "Howler" is when you get such a fat **** rammed in you, you let out a howl.

Scoring a hat-trick inside 50 minutes means you busted a nut thrice in a fortnight.

A scouse slapper is the title granted to Nobby's mom by the Queen.





Edited, Tue Sep 28 16:31:31 2004 by trickybeck
#8 Sep 28 2004 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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Hat-trick = 3 goals in the same game by the same player

***** comment: Rooney recently admitted using a butt-ugly ***** in Liverpool. His G/f was a tad p[i][/i]issy Smiley: wink
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#9 Sep 28 2004 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks for clearing that up for me Tricky.
#10 Sep 28 2004 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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A scouse slapper is the title granted to Nobby's mom by the Queen.
Skeet's gonna be mad atchoo!!!

Oh, and Mom says Hi!
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#11 Sep 28 2004 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
a hat tirck is scoring 3 goals in one game (soccer we are talking about), and there wer some rumors about wayne rooney (the footballer in question) about him sleeping with a 50 yr old prostitute
#12 Sep 28 2004 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
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Uh-oh we have conflicting translations here.
#13 Sep 28 2004 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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Dracoid the Wise wrote:
a hat tirck is scoring 3 goals in one game (soccer we are talking about), and there wer some rumors about wayne rooney (the footballer in question) about him sleeping with a 50 yr old prostitute
Was it Katie? I could see him mistaking her used and abused cu[i][/i]nt as that of a 50 year old.
#15 Sep 28 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
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dont understand a goddamn thing in this thread. lol


Quote:

Do you

a. Have a howler?

b. Score a hat-trick inside 50 minutes?




Uhmm yes?


Quote:

Just think how many 45 year-old scouse slapper whores he can hire with the goal scorer's bonus!!


??


Howler... Think Denver Defence in a Superbowl.

Hat-trick running 3 TD's in.

Wayne likes his ladies a little rough, nothing wrong with that.... unless you're engaged and a national newspaper find out of course Smiley: grin
#16 Sep 28 2004 at 3:37 PM Rating: Good
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Rumours at 1st

Then a confession
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