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Actually, if you want to torture him, hijack his browser such that it always redirects itself to the FFXI forums.
Too bad you mother didn't use that coat hanger for evil, Khristov.*
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*Mommy Dearest reset
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*Mommy Dearest reset
Kelvhand the Shady wrote:
Stick a glass rod in his pisser and then smash it in as many places as possible.
This one by itself is enough to make me very sad. I'm black, do you know how many pieces of broken glass that would be? I would rate you down if I didn't go to rotten.com for laughs.
Then you must leave this board and never come back, Laviont. There's only room for one token black on this board and I'm it.
See ya.
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See ya.
Totem
Hahaha. Well, ****!!! Damn!!! That is whack.
"we got lumps of it around the back"
The only true way to torture a growing lad is simple;
1. super glue sandpaper to his hands, feet, torso, legs... His whole lower half just to be safe.
2. place him in a room naked that has splinters, blades and all manners of sharp things covering every surface.
3. Get live gyrating naked woman to dance in front of him night and day, the sandpaper along with sharp edges will stop him "polishing" himself.
4. Watch him go mad with sexual frustration.
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1. super glue sandpaper to his hands, feet, torso, legs... His whole lower half just to be safe.
2. place him in a room naked that has splinters, blades and all manners of sharp things covering every surface.
3. Get live gyrating naked woman to dance in front of him night and day, the sandpaper along with sharp edges will stop him "polishing" himself.
4. Watch him go mad with sexual frustration.
easy
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Watch him go mad with sexual frustration.
That's installed as standard.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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You forget he's a teenager.
That's installed as standard.
That's installed as standard.
Believe me, i know, i'm the same age.
This way, instead of going into his bathroom/bedroom and giving his 'baton' and 'spit polish' he just exlodes.
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