I'm not convinced there's been enough condemnation of that insensitive little squit Dracoid. I think it only fair after Katie's remonstrations that I should end his miserable, pointless life in some spectacular but brutal form of ritual execution. "Firm but Fair" as Adolf used to say.
Suggestions for methods of execution welcome
Alternatively, join me in following Katie's example of righteous indignation by starting yet another pointless crappy thread about it.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Make him have sex with katie. That should do the trick.
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Make him have sex with katie. That should do the trick.
no crucifixion! please! anyway, crucifixion's a doddle, at least it gets you outside
do you think katie would? after what i said? lol, what am i saying
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I've got this weird friend that reads all sorts of stuff about torture and then for some reason thinks that I like to hear about it. Here are a few things that he has said that make me twitch...
Stick a glass rod in his pisser and then smash it in as many places as possible.
Pour molten iron or lead into his *** so that when it hardens he dies slowly of constapation.
Take drywall screws and slowly insert them into his fingertips just under his fingernails.
That's about all I can post right now. Anything more might make me pass out.
Stick a glass rod in his pisser and then smash it in as many places as possible.
Pour molten iron or lead into his *** so that when it hardens he dies slowly of constapation.
Take drywall screws and slowly insert them into his fingertips just under his fingernails.
That's about all I can post right now. Anything more might make me pass out.
Dare I suggest sex with Katie during crufixion? Atleast he'll go out with two bangs.
Shove a rusty wire brush up his *** sideways and then give him a lye *****.
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Stick a glass rod in his pisser and then smash it in as many places as possible.
ok now that is weird, are you taking notes comrade to3m?
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A link to Dracoids Apology
Quit hassling the little guy, look at how sad he is.
Quit hassling the little guy, look at how sad he is.
LOL, yer gonna have hours of fun with that pic aren't ya?
Well not the kind of dirty old man fun that El Moelestaro (aka Moebius) will have in a room with the door locked and the blinds down but i will definitely use it on the forums.
Its a classic.
Its a classic.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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ok now that is weird, are you taking notes comrade to3m?
Yeah, it is weird, I mean damn, the smashing alone...
Edited, Tue Sep 28 16:21:14 2004 by Kelvhand
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Its a classic.
I think it portrayed how much my ickle nose really hurt as best i could have done
Make him have sex with katie. That should do the trick.
He's 17. He'd happily **** a jelly donought, I'm sure Katie would do for a 17 year old. As they say "good enough for Grandpa, good enough for the youngins!"
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I once saw a picture of Katie doing it for a Horse while her dog watched.
Of course she would do it for a 17 year old.
Of course she would do it for a 17 year old.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
pour liquid glass down his throat, wait for it to harden, then run him over.
My depictions of torture and mutilation were much more descriptive and entertaining. Besides, they were happening to proofkuvina...
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Totem
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My depictions of torture and mutilation were much more descriptive and entertaining. Besides, they were happening to proofkuvina...
thats what i meant, their sick ideas plus your literary genius = lots of fun
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He's 17. He'd happily @#%^ a jelly donought, I'm sure Katie would do for a 17 year old.
your opinion of me is that low? i know i'm a baby killing evil limey pinko cu[i][/i]nt, but sex wiht katie? you crossed a line there smash
/taps foot
And where have you been?
We've been waiting here for you, worried sick!
You any idea what you've put us through?
(But now you're here, can we have some more of that 'Komitet' sh[/i]it?
[i]Gde zhe Dracoid?!?! Von Tam, Tovarisch! Von, Tam, Naproteev! Mileetziyoneer!!
(F[i][/i]uckin forum won't allow cyrillic characters. Apologies if my roman phonetics are awry)
And where have you been?
We've been waiting here for you, worried sick!
You any idea what you've put us through?
(But now you're here, can we have some more of that 'Komitet' sh[/i]it?
[i]Gde zhe Dracoid?!?! Von Tam, Tovarisch! Von, Tam, Naproteev! Mileetziyoneer!!
(F[i][/i]uckin forum won't allow cyrillic characters. Apologies if my roman phonetics are awry)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Make him have sex with katie. That should do the trick.
He's 17. He'd happily @#%^ a jelly donought, I'm sure Katie would do for a 17 year old. As they say "good enough for Grandpa, good enough for the youngins!"
He's 17. He'd happily @#%^ a jelly donought, I'm sure Katie would do for a 17 year old. As they say "good enough for Grandpa, good enough for the youngins!"
Actually, I reckon if we leave him a few more years he'd happily nail Katie's couch. I'm a firm believer that standards get lower as age increases.
^^ ok own up, who'r'y'a?
Wouldn't nailing a couch invite a serious injury from a spring or a upholstery tack or something?
Totem
Totem
I'm just a man who likes ********
I'm not a sock, just fairly new around here.
People ask me "who are you?"
I am me or me am I
Even after I reply
"The man who."
"The man who what?"
"Who What? Just who."
"I'd rather leave that up to you."
"oh," they say and walk away.
People ask "Then who am I?"
"How should I know?" I reply
"You are you" I suppose
"but could be him or them or those."
"Or just me wearing different clothes"
"Oh," they say and walk on by.
Edited, Tue Sep 28 17:44:28 2004 by Travisty
I'm not a sock, just fairly new around here.
People ask me "who are you?"
I am me or me am I
Even after I reply
"The man who."
"The man who what?"
"Who What? Just who."
"I'd rather leave that up to you."
"oh," they say and walk away.
People ask "Then who am I?"
"How should I know?" I reply
"You are you" I suppose
"but could be him or them or those."
"Or just me wearing different clothes"
"Oh," they say and walk on by.
Edited, Tue Sep 28 17:44:28 2004 by Travisty
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Actually, I reckon if we leave him a few more years he'd happily nail Katie's couch. I'm a firm believer that standards get lower as age increases.
totally inverse my friend, as long as you've had a lay you get less desperate as you get older.
Believe me on this, although i've never seen Katie so i wouldn't be able to comment on her...
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Wouldn't nailing a couch invite a serious injury from a spring or a upholstery tack or something?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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There are techniques that can be learned.
Wow, these techniques must have originated from "Divan" inspiration!
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Wow, these techniques must have originated from "Divan" inspiration!
that was terrible
I lost my couch and you DARE make FUN!!!
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