I signed up for the revolution...... :: Free Realms

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#1 Sep 27 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good

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We're fighting against the New World Order....Why you ask? Cause Alex Jones told me so......

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"Alex Jones" <alex@cannotlinkto> [Add to Address Book] [View Source]
To: spawned@allakhazam.com
Subject: Thank you for your email
Date: Mon, 27 Sep 2004 18:49:30 +0000

Thank you for your email and for your support. I appreciate all the news tips
and comments that I receive and read them all.

Although I might not respond to you directly, rest assured we appeciate your
input and will make good use of the information you sent us.

Thank you for all you do to help us fight the New World Order.

I swear I get more shi[i][/i]t email from Alla...................

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#2 Sep 27 2004 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent

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A representative will contact you shortly. Remember, you must give him the secret handshake and exactly 2 oz of blood. Our cloning banks are in full operational status. Good luck soldier!

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#3 Sep 27 2004 at 4:23 PM Rating: Default

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I musta signed up for the wrong thing then. They told me I need to give them 12 fl oz of sperm...... oh boy.

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#4 Sep 27 2004 at 4:24 PM Rating: Decent

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Oh no Elsahn signed up for the New World Order!!! Unleash the black helicopters!

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#5 Sep 27 2004 at 4:28 PM Rating: Default

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/gasp

What did I sign up for?

Whats the New World Order lol. Sorry if its something obvious. Just outta the loop on that I guess.

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#6 Sep 27 2004 at 4:29 PM Rating: Decent

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We're just joking around. Stupid mass emails that you get through allakhazam and people's dumb conspiracy theories.

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#7 Sep 27 2004 at 4:31 PM Rating: Default

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Ah gotcha..... Im just a lil slow at times.

Specially when I'm awake.

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#8 Sep 27 2004 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good

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El Cid wrote:

I signed up for the revolution......

Top 5 Retorts to the statement above:

5) And was disappointed because it was not televised.
4) But Prince didn't think I was funky enough.
3) I'm such a Jocko ****, I thought it said devolution.
2) But quit 'cause I'm a god-fearing creationist!

And the Top Retort to the statement above.?

1) And all I got was this lousy tee-shirt.

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#9 Sep 27 2004 at 5:55 PM Rating: Excellent

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Belkira wrote:

Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.

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