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#1 Sep 27 2004 at 3:38 AM Rating: Decent
As you've all probably noticed, i'm evil.

So this may be goodbye from me, the admins seem to be on a nuking locking banning spree so it wouldn't surprise me if i didn't see any of you again.

This is not a "f[/i]uck you admins" thread, please let me stay Smiley: bowdown

see here for more info

editted to add: neither is it a "i'm leaving, too many n00bs yadayadayada" thread, i really wanna stay, please let me stay admins Smiley: bowdown

[i]Edited, Mon Sep 27 04:40:40 2004 by Dracoid
#3 Sep 27 2004 at 3:44 AM Rating: Decent
hmmm? i read it, is it that you think i should kill myself? thats all i found...
#4 Sep 27 2004 at 3:46 AM Rating: Good
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I suspect they'll only ban you if you convince the Comrade Gerbil and Hamster the Peasant Workers to rise up in protest and leave their exercise wheels, thus causing a massive server energy shortage. Tsarina Darkflame and Prince Illia might send out the troops to crush the revolt, but then that is your plan to ignite the Revolution anyways, so why would that be a concern, Unca' Joseph Dracoid?

Totem
#5 Sep 27 2004 at 3:48 AM Rating: Decent
that did cross my mind, but over all my year or so of would-be conversions, the board still has a grand total of 1 commie, not including closet commies anway
#8 Sep 27 2004 at 3:54 AM Rating: Decent
i'm not really evil, you ever heard of sarcasm? its a wonderful thing
#10 Sep 27 2004 at 3:55 AM Rating: Good
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Nothing a night at the Lubyanka, 1/3 Dzerzhinsky Square couldn't cure, Comrade.

Totem
#13 Sep 27 2004 at 4:00 AM Rating: Good
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Oh, proof, what I wouldn't pay to watch Felix D. have a go at you with a rubber trudgeon and an extension cord...

Totem
#15 Sep 27 2004 at 4:09 AM Rating: Decent
who the f[i][/i]uck is this troll?
#17 Sep 27 2004 at 4:18 AM Rating: Decent
Oh I see, sorry sir.
#19 Sep 27 2004 at 4:24 AM Rating: Decent
forgive me master! but if your going to use? punctuation; then at least use. the right ones.leaving out-punctuation fine) but using the-wrong-one is just plain= silly?
#21 Sep 27 2004 at 4:27 AM Rating: Good
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Comrade Totem: "Nyet. I am not done yet with the suspect, Comrade. A few more hours of beatings to the soles of his feet will produce the answers we want, I assure you. The spy, proofkuvina, will tell us everything we want to know, this I promise you. Yob tvoyu mat, this is enjoyable, is it not, Brother Dracoid? He bleats like a sheep every time I apply electricity to his zalupa."

Comrade Dracoid: "Ha ha! Let me have a turn with the cattle prod. It looks like you missed a spot on his **********
Zaebis'! Look at him jump when he gets the juice!"

/sounds of shrieks and screams echo around the Asylum

Comrade Totem: "Heheh. Hand me my bottle of vodka, Comrade. Thank you. When we finish with him and send him to the Gulag, those Slavic pidars will make him a Kozel opooscheny for certain. Now watch as I apply this cigarette to his eyeball."

/gutwrenching wounded animal sounds emante from the broken and bloodied hole that used to be proofkuvina's mouth

Comrade Dracoid: "Ho ho hoho! That is good, Comrade! The little zasranees won't lip off to us any longer on the Alla boards, will he?"

On and on it goes, well into the wee hours of the morning, until they extract the "confession" which will ultimately end with a bullet to the back of the head.

~Totem snaps to and comes out of his fantasy~

Did I just type what I think I just typed?

Totem
#23 Sep 27 2004 at 4:31 AM Rating: Decent
well i don't think thats really helpin my conversion cause totem
#25 Sep 27 2004 at 4:34 AM Rating: Good
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~a sizzle is heard fist, then the smell of burnt flesh wafts around the forum~

Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei! My eye! My eye! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

~a soft and pregnant "pop" sound is heard as the liquid inside proofkuvina's eyeball boils from the superheated arc welders torch touching his cornea~

Admit it, folks. This **** is making you hard, isn't it? You know this is what you want to do to these pieces of human garbage, isn't it?

Totem
#26 Sep 27 2004 at 4:36 AM Rating: Decent
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This **** is making you hard, isn't it?


/stands up slightly doubled over and holds a book infront of himself, trying to walk away from the computer and hiding the *****
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