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I'll be sitting behind the Red Sox dugout. Go Sox!
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What time is the game, Smash?
I was hoping it was gonna say, look for me on World Series of poker, I made it to the 3rd ROUND!!!
W/e, when is the game on?
W/e, when is the game on?
https://everquest.allakhazam.com/uf/Smasharoo/61304.jpg
That's Smash.
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1087086901199099770
That's the thread with most of our pics in it.
That's Smash.
http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=4&mid=1087086901199099770
That's the thread with most of our pics in it.
Thanks for finding that thread, PP. Damn, I'm sexy.
/preen
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/preen
Considering your bird-like features...an apt word. :P
Sucks for you, Smash. Yankees beat the BoSox like the redheaded step children of the Northeast that they are.
Totem
Totem
Hey! I saw you. You look a lot older on TV, sort of like Stephen King.
Maybe Stephen King was sitting in front of Smash, smart guy...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Sox may have lost the game, but Johnny D wins the sexiest MLB Player contest hands down. Since we got to see him run the bases after a HR, the game was well worth watching.
That's the thread with most of our pics in it.
The link to Jophiel's pic didn't go anywhere.
Go Sox!
Prince pickleprince wrote:
That's the thread with most of our pics in it.
The link to Jophiel's pic didn't go anywhere.
Go Sox!
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Hey, how come I don't remember that thread? I vaguely remember an "Alla's Hottest Babe Contest", but no hottest guy thread.
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Sucks for you, Smash. Yankees beat the BoSox like the redheaded step children of the Northeast that they are.
/yawn. Could be worse. I could be clinging to the hope a slanty eyed foreigner lifts my teams disaterous season out of the pit of ********* it's currently mired in by breaking a 90 year old record no one gives a **** about anymore.
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Sheesh Totem, it wasn't that bad.
...not like last weekend.
...not like last weekend.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Sox may have lost the game, but Unfrozen Caveman Centerfielder wins the most primitive MLB Player contest hands down.
FTFY
The sox are just holding back for post season play.
No, Debalic, it wasn't that bad, except Smash made a point of saying he wouldn't worry about the 14-1 shellacking they got last week unless the Yanks came into the Red Sox crib and beat them there.
Well, they did just that. Not only did they lose, but they lost in the same manner they lost to the Yankees last year in the playoffs. How bad is that? The last manager got fired for it, now the new manager makes the same mistake to the same team in a pivotal series...
Not good. Not even remotely good. The BoSox peaked too early and are suffering from the long win streak slump in precisely the wrong time to get hit with that malady.
Yes, the Mariners suck. I can say that with no garnishing or hedging. but Ichiro is doing something incredible by maybe breaking a record which has stood for 84 years. It will cement his place in Cooperstown and validate his record in Japan. Something I suspect Pedro Martinez would give his right nut for at about this time. After all, he called the Yanks "his daddy" last night. How embarrassing is that?
Stick a fork in 'em. The Sox are done.
Totem
Well, they did just that. Not only did they lose, but they lost in the same manner they lost to the Yankees last year in the playoffs. How bad is that? The last manager got fired for it, now the new manager makes the same mistake to the same team in a pivotal series...
Not good. Not even remotely good. The BoSox peaked too early and are suffering from the long win streak slump in precisely the wrong time to get hit with that malady.
Yes, the Mariners suck. I can say that with no garnishing or hedging. but Ichiro is doing something incredible by maybe breaking a record which has stood for 84 years. It will cement his place in Cooperstown and validate his record in Japan. Something I suspect Pedro Martinez would give his right nut for at about this time. After all, he called the Yanks "his daddy" last night. How embarrassing is that?
Stick a fork in 'em. The Sox are done.
Totem
What happened tonight, *****?
Just wondering.
Just wondering.
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Holy Crap... 12-5 Boston
I just checked the score in the middle of the game and it was
5-5...
I just checked the score in the middle of the game and it was
5-5...
I'd be more impressed had they swept the Bronx Bombers by a score of 12-5 in every game of this series.
Totem
Totem
So to recap, the Red Sox split the six games with the Yankees 3-3 each team winning 2 at home.
Totem sees this as a defeat for the Sox. More evidence of his delusional state :)
Totem sees this as a defeat for the Sox. More evidence of his delusional state :)
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Yeah, I was amused at how these two weekend series mirrored each other. Away team wins a close first game, then home team blows em out for the other two. Still, Boston has beat the Yankees for the season, so that's good.
I got a lot of sh[b][/b]it for it this weekend
I got a lot of sh[b][/b]it for it this weekend
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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Red sox may have lost the game, but Unfrozen Caveman Centerfielder wins the most primitive MLB Player contest hands down.
Our ball of base confuses and frightens him.
Johnny Damon, the Jesus Christ of Center field, is totally Jophed!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
IchirOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Totem
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