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#77 Sep 28 2004 at 2:59 PM Rating: Default
England would make a great parking lot.
#78 Sep 28 2004 at 3:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Who would want to park in England?

Besides, if it weren't for those silly Brits, we wouldn't have any allies anymore.*




* worthwhile allies, anyways.
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#79 Sep 28 2004 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
That dude was a badass!
#80 Sep 28 2004 at 3:13 PM Rating: Decent
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England would make a great parking lot.


yup, hillarious kaite, do you really need us here to make your terrible jokes? can't you just turn off the PC and go say them over and over again to yourself?
#81 Sep 28 2004 at 3:13 PM Rating: Good
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Katie wrote:
England would make a great Trailer Park.
She just keeps walking into it!
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#82 Sep 28 2004 at 3:13 PM Rating: Default
Whats that saying.. Who needs enemies with friends like ours? No offense but most British are the biggest ******* pansies.
#83 Sep 28 2004 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Whats that saying.. Who needs enemies with friends like ours? No offense but most British are the biggest @#%^ing pansies.


yeah and all americans make insult generalisations?

why don't you turn off fox news, make a coffee and wake up?
#84 Sep 28 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
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Your clearly extensive international globe-trotting play-girl lifestyle serves you well.

I'm all butt-hurt now.

Katie, shutting up right now would make you sound 100% more intelligent.

Keep talking, ******.
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#85 Sep 28 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Default
I said most, not all. Yes Drac you are in that "most" category along with your half-wit father.
#86 Sep 28 2004 at 3:26 PM Rating: Decent
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No offense but most British are the biggest @#%^ing pansies.


Yeah like Lenox Lewis. He'd knock your husband out, and bend his sickly white *** over and be drilling it with his massive black **** in no times.

Pretty much the same thing your husband gets now from Staff Sargents.
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#87 Sep 28 2004 at 3:26 PM Rating: Good
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Most? More than Half? Almost 30 million!

Fu[i][/i]ckin' Hell Katie! You've had more tricks than anyone here gave you credit for.

Oh, and you might wanna wipe that off your chin hon. The next client won't like it.
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#88 Sep 28 2004 at 3:29 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Pretty much the same thing your husband gets now from Staff Sargents.
Not fair Smash. That was one of the most upsetting blogs I've read!


28-09-2004 ***-raped by old tin-head again
25-09-2004 Another receipt and 'thank-you' letter from Katie's OBGYN
26-09-2004 ***-raped by old tin-head again
27-09-2004 Katie sent $4.37 in the mail. Coins were sticky, but wtf
28-09-2004 ***-raped by old tin-head again
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#89 Sep 28 2004 at 3:35 PM Rating: Default
Seeing as how he is the Ssgt Smash your post is pure bolognia.
#90 Sep 28 2004 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Seeing as how he is the Ssgt Smash your post is pure bolognia.


sure make him look stupid, stupid
#91 Sep 28 2004 at 3:41 PM Rating: Decent
Bah, once we cure our selves of our dependence on oil then the world can go eff itself. I'm tired of this global community crap. We give them Britney Spears and they give us the UN. Eff that!
#92 Sep 28 2004 at 3:47 PM Rating: Decent
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No offense but most British are the biggest @#%^ing pansies.


What are you Katie? Where do you think you ancestors came from? Hmm, unless you are a Native American, or of Spanish or French background you are most likely to be of British blood if you trace your family line(not tree, line) back far enough.

Besides which are you saying all those Brits who died on the beaches of Normandy were pansies?

We Brits have been kicking *** before your so called 'Superpower' was even in existence.

Also I would like to see you facing certain to liberate a country other than yours.

So who is the fuc[i][/i]king pansy now?
#93 Sep 28 2004 at 3:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Seeing as how he is the Ssgt Smash your post is pure bolognia.


My mistake. He must be doing the fuc[b][/b]king of other guys then. Thanks for straightening that out. Does he make you wear a strap on when he takes you anally so he can get off?
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#94 Sep 28 2004 at 3:49 PM Rating: Decent
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We give them Britney Spears and they give us the UN. Eff that!


Actually Roosevelt first Proposed the U.N, to replace the defunct League of Nations.
#95 Sep 28 2004 at 3:49 PM Rating: Good
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So who is the ******* pansy now?
Not sure you want the answer to that one Ace
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#96 Sep 28 2004 at 3:53 PM Rating: Decent
I don't think it's fair to call the British pansy. Well, at least they're less pansy than the rest of western Europe... Which isnt saying much but still...
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When thinking pansy, nobody should come to mind but the French.
#98 Sep 28 2004 at 3:55 PM Rating: Decent
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How could you think that people who play Cricket and Polo and gave us The Cure and George Micheal could be pansies? Crazy talk!
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#99 Sep 28 2004 at 3:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't think it's fair to call the British pansy. Well, at least they're less pansy than the rest of western Europe... Which isnt saying much but still...


So what makes you Yanquis so brave? Is it something in the water?
#100 Sep 28 2004 at 3:56 PM Rating: Default
Yellow belly describes the French!

Edited, Tue Sep 28 16:57:51 2004 by Cherrabwyn
#101 Sep 28 2004 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
What makes the Yanks brave is elusive.. Sadly, I think you Euros think that MTV or Dharma and Gregg represents this country.. It doesnt represent all of us.
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