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Fighting the Good Fight....Follow

#1 Sep 21 2004 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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...and losing.

Today in my Ethics class with the ever lovable Dracoid, he pestered me to allow him to draw the hammer and sickle on my paper.

I fought him every step of the way.
I fought with valour.
I fought with honour.
I fought for the right to be a capitalist.

I failed, I relented to the Communist will.

I failed you my brothers.
I will hang my head in shame at the day the Capitalist in me died.

Please spare me no punishment, I deserve all that you bring to bear against me.

/braces for stoning


Edited, Tue Sep 21 11:56:03 2004 by TheDave
#2 Sep 21 2004 at 10:54 AM Rating: Decent
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Friggin commie bastage!
#3 Sep 21 2004 at 10:56 AM Rating: Good
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Quote:
/braces for stoning
I'll have two flats, one pointy one and a bag of gravel
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#4 Sep 21 2004 at 10:56 AM Rating: Decent
It's ok, as long as you charged him for the rights to the space on your paper.
#5 Sep 21 2004 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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I tried to, but he went on to some rant about the state owning the paper and how it was 'the peoples' paper.

I kind of ignored him and stared at the lovely ladies.
#6 Sep 21 2004 at 10:59 AM Rating: Good
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Looks like we're gonna have to send in troops to fight the battle of Looseleaf Island and free your paper from opression.


#7 Sep 21 2004 at 11:01 AM Rating: Good
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Now you can mimeograph it and hand it out at coffee shops to disaffected teens!

Fight for the proletariat!
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#8 Sep 21 2004 at 11:04 AM Rating: Good
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It's the only notebook endorsed by Mao!

#9 Sep 21 2004 at 11:22 AM Rating: Decent
ddp

Edited, Tue Sep 21 12:24:33 2004 by Dracoid
#10 Sep 21 2004 at 11:23 AM Rating: Decent
I found a red pen, throw me a bone
#11 Sep 21 2004 at 11:31 AM Rating: Decent
Drac wrote:
I redistributed a red pen, it gave me a *****.


Re-educated.
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