http://theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4037
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The Onion actually writes something funny.Follow
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/sarcasm on
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LOL I remember those days! I miss those days! *sigh*
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*laughs uncontrollably*
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/you are an as[/b]shole
/now go fu[b]ck yourself
Jeff, you seem to be enjoying this. Laugh not too loud, my friend, lest you find they jokest at your expense. I grant that you are a competent operator of the radio dial and quite adept at passing food. I noted some flaws in your technique, but nothing several months of sidecar wouldn't fix. What impresses me most, Jeff, is your character: You are honest and considerate. You are strong and fair. Jeff, you have the makings of a great wingman. Unfortunately, you are not ready at present, as your sense of direction sucks
That part made me go teehee.
That part made me go teehee.
Nice one PP
Last time it had a decent article was about God appearing in NYC but only interested in speaking to his 'Nigguz'.
Last time it had a decent article was about God appearing in NYC but only interested in speaking to his 'Nigguz'.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
One of my favorites was a photo caption:
"Mexicans sweeping the nation"
And of course the headline:
"African-American neighborhood terrorized by ask murderer"
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Four years riding the wing, and I have not so much as dropped an unopened ketchup packet. I have certainly never abused my privileges and snagged a fry—much less an entire finger.
LOL
I'm pretty fond of SatireWire, but unfortunately, the guy stopped updating it about 2 years ago.
Things like:
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... just put a smile on my face. =o)
Things like:
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CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN... WAIT... CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?
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"You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war?
"Does Canada know?" he added.
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"You're kidding, right? Canada has a warship?" asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. "Like for war?
"Does Canada know?" he added.
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FOOT-AND-MOUTH BELIEVED TO BE FIRST VIRUS UNABLE TO SPREAD THROUGH MICROSOFT OUTLOOK
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Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.
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Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Symantec's AntiVirus Research Center today confirmed that foot-and-mouth disease cannot be spread by Microsoft's Outlook email application, believed to be the first time the program has ever failed to propagate a major virus.
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I pretty much stopped reading the Onion when they went to that 6pt font and put a 7:1 ad:content ratio on their site. Plus any site that has floating ads jump across the content you're trying to read is sure to lose my presence.
I do have the bound print collections in my bathroom though.
I do have the bound print collections in my bathroom though.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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I remember when the Onion was funnier. Although this was pretty good, try to look around in the archives for gun tips, that one was great
I always enjoyed "Fun Toy Banned Because of Three Stupid Dead Kids."
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Nice one PP
Last time it had a decent article was about God appearing in NYC but only interested in speaking to his 'Nigguz'.
Last time it had a decent article was about God appearing in NYC but only interested in speaking to his 'Nigguz'.
Yep, Nobby...that is THE funniest one to me, too!
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God Finally Gives Shout-Out Back To All His Niggaz
The Lord Almighty finally responded to nearly two decades of praise in hip-hop album liner notes Monday, when He gave a shout-out back to all His loyal niggaz.
"Right about now, I want to send a shout-out to each and every ***** who's shown Me love through the years," said the Lord, His booming voice descending from Heaven. "I got mad love for each and every one of you niggaz. Y'all real niggaz out there, you know who you are. Y'all was there for me, and it's about time I'm-a give some love back to God's true crew."
"All y'all niggaz, y'all be My niggaz," the Lord added.
The Lord Almighty finally responded to nearly two decades of praise in hip-hop album liner notes Monday, when He gave a shout-out back to all His loyal niggaz.
"Right about now, I want to send a shout-out to each and every ***** who's shown Me love through the years," said the Lord, His booming voice descending from Heaven. "I got mad love for each and every one of you niggaz. Y'all real niggaz out there, you know who you are. Y'all was there for me, and it's about time I'm-a give some love back to God's true crew."
"All y'all niggaz, y'all be My niggaz," the Lord added.
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