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I say you name him Santiboon.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
I'm also a member of the ************ Birth Control" club. Twice.
OMG me too!
And Jophiel (spells it right this time), I hit on you and you failed to respond
guess you missed out! Idiot Edit:
Oh **** and gratzies Spawned!
Edited, Wed Sep 15 17:41:23 2004 by Darkflame
******. Thats what caused this mess
I think he meant orgasms for HER.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
BoondockSaint wrote:
Princess Tare wrote:
Ummm...'kay.
He means facial.
Now what does a hot towel and steam have to do with anything?
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Now what does a hot carl and a Cleveland steamer have to do with anything?
That is soooo fixed now.
I have one word on the subject of falied birth control.
Dracoid
Dracoid
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
My girlfriend got the shot yesterday...
You've just convinced me to keep using condoms for double-protection. Bastards.
You've just convinced me to keep using condoms for double-protection. Bastards.
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I have one word on the subject of falied birth control.
Dracoid
Dracoid
zzzzing!
BAM!
to the XXXXtreme!!
RACK!
and a frigging bag of crisps, *****!
Mindspirals wrote:
My girlfriend got the shot yesterday...
You've just convinced me to keep using condoms for double-protection. Bastards.
You've just convinced me to keep using condoms for double-protection. Bastards.
The pill is our friend!
Congratulations on the whole kid thing by the way. Hope they come out with beauty and wisdom!
Edited, Wed Sep 15 19:57:51 2004 by Lefein
Can she use the pill and the shot at the same time?
** I don't mean ecstasy **
Edited, Wed Sep 15 19:58:51 2004 by Mindspirals
** I don't mean ecstasy **
Edited, Wed Sep 15 19:58:51 2004 by Mindspirals
Might want to as kthe doctor about that one Spirals
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Any takers?
I'm up for it.
Don't blame bad birth control. Blame sperm. Pull out method doesn't work all the time. Plus birth control depending on what type... u have to take it every day or week at that exact time for forever.
I love the pill. God Bless it.
I was on the pill both times, damn mega sperm!
I can't even take the damn pill now, damn blood pressure!
Man I am ******* and not enjoying it!!!
I can't even take the damn pill now, damn blood pressure!
Man I am ******* and not enjoying it!!!
Its in the water lately apparently. 8(
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I was on the pill both times, damn mega sperm!
Arrrrghhh!
I was on the pill both times too, Flea. 99.9% reliable... yeah, right.
Love your pill, but just don't trust it.
Love your pill, but just don't trust it.
Well Spawned,
All I can really say is congrats. Enjoy. :)
All I can really say is congrats. Enjoy. :)
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naww, you want a cool russian name, like vladimir, or viktor, or possibly one with an "X" in it
Is it even cooler if it has two Xs?
Nicroll 65 Assassin
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Teltorid 52 Druid
Aude Sapere
Oh hell camp me all you want f**kers. I own this site and thus I own you. - Allakhazam
Katie, are you in the baby club?
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Is it even cooler if it has two Xs?
yeah! call yer kid xythex! thats a great name for a kid, "comon xythex" and "xythex, get up, time for school", call it xythex, or failing that, vladimir
Hm, I misread the title the first time, I thought you'd been diagnosed with cancer or something.
On the subject of birth control, rubber is your friend. My gf can't take the pill or anythine else either because of the blood pressure thing. If you want to go bareback, turn her over and hit the sh[b][/b]it.
On the subject of birth control, rubber is your friend. My gf can't take the pill or anythine else either because of the blood pressure thing. If you want to go bareback, turn her over and hit the sh[b][/b]it.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
If you want to go bareback, turn her over and hit the sh[b][/b]it.
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