And sometimes you just dont wanna pull out
Edited, Wed Sep 15 16:31:02 2004 by spawned
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The wife and I may be having a "whoops" baby. She's got all the damn symptoms. ******* ****** birth control is what I blame it on.
And sometimes you just dont wanna pull out
Edited, Wed Sep 15 16:31:02 2004 by spawned
And sometimes you just dont wanna pull out
Edited, Wed Sep 15 16:31:02 2004 by spawned
Well, it was only a matter of time before you....spawned.
I may be (more of) a dad in nine months.
Any takers? Ladies?
Congratulations -- maybe? -- Spawned. I suggest "Jophiel" as a name be it boy or girl.
Any takers? Ladies?
Congratulations -- maybe? -- Spawned. I suggest "Jophiel" as a name be it boy or girl.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Given my witty retort, I didn't even think to offer congratulations. So here it is.
Heh. Thanks...maybe. We will find out tonight hopefully, heading to the doctor. I dont think I've ever been so damn anxious in my life.
You know what cures anxiety? Orgasms.
Congrats Spawned, keep us posted.
I'd be happy to welcome you into the ************ Birth Control Club".
Yay!
I'd be happy to welcome you into the ************ Birth Control Club".
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What have we learned from this?
Tic-Tacs are not birth control.
Tic-Tacs are not birth control.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
BoondockSaint wrote:
You know what cures anxiety? Orgasms.
Jophiel wrote:
What have we learned from this?
Tic-Tacs are not birth control.
Tic-Tacs are not birth control.
I'm also a member of the ************ Birth Control" club. Twice.
WTF? You people all Catholic?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
LOL Joph. No. She gets that shot every three months. Well it was a week away from her next injection when the "deed" was done. Apparently it doesnt quite last 3 months.
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I suggest "Jophiel" as a name be it boy or girl.
naww, you want a cool russian name, like vladimir, or viktor, or possibly one with an "X" in it
I'm not going to congratulate you becuase the state will make you raise him/her/it and it will be the start of another capitalist enduced money-relation based family unit
Congratulations Spawned.
If anyone needs me im going to the store to stock up on condoms.
If anyone needs me im going to the store to stock up on condoms.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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naww, you want a cool russian name, like vladimir
I'm tellin' ya... "Jophiel".
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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If his wife's a vampire.
a catholic vampire eh? that would make a good book, ooh or a jewish vampire, or a dual personality, a jewish part, and a vampire part.
what jophiel anyway? does it mean something?
Can a vampire get pregnant?
spawned wrote:
LOL Joph. No. She gets that shot every three months. Well it was a week away from her next injection when the "deed" was done. Apparently it doesnt quite last 3 months.
The shot got me too. I was happily on the pill for many years until I decided it might be better to "try the shot". Note to self: the pill worked, dumbass.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hebrew for "Beauty of God". According to pseudipigrapha, Jophiel is the name of the cherubim set by God to guard the Garden of Eden after Adam and Eve were expelled.
Edited, Wed Sep 15 16:58:21 2004 by Jophiel
Edited, Wed Sep 15 16:58:21 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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The shot got me too.
Well if he went for the "money shot" instead, you probably wouldn't have had the accident.
Ummm...'kay.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Princess Tare wrote:
Ummm...'kay.
He means facial.
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Hebrew for "Beauty of God".
ok vlaidmir definately wins
You're saying "To rule with peace" is better than fiery sword weilding archangels? I think not.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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