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#1 Sep 12 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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well, yesterday I was out playing soccer with a few friends. it was just a friendly "kick the ball around" soccer match, nothign too competitive. we were plaing in a mostly open field. the only obstruction was one relitivly decorative tree.

Guess with tree I managed to run into?

I it the stupid thing when i rounded to kick the ball with my right kneecap, and i'm pretty sure I did something annoying to my leg muscle. it's better today, and i can move it in a full range so i don' think anything is broken, but I really, really wish it hurt just a tad bit less. argh.
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#2 Sep 12 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
IS full moon coming up? if so, get to the higest point around (not manmade) and smear yuorself in garlic butter, your leg will heal up within 6 months gauranteed
#3 Sep 12 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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#4 Sep 12 2004 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
no no no, garlic butter - hill - midnight - smearing
#6 Sep 12 2004 at 12:55 PM Rating: Decent
i'll go with that, as long as theres garlic butter smearing, then i'm cool
#7 Sep 12 2004 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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I am a Thai boxer so i am constantly getting my shins, knee's thigh's and any other goddamn part of my leg battered. My advice is to rest it, put ice on it, after it's changed to a dull throbbing soak it in water (i.e take a bath) and then rest it. After about a day periodically get up and walk about and rest until it gets better.

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#8 Sep 12 2004 at 3:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I am a Thai boxer


thought you were from near glasgow...
#9 Sep 12 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
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Dracoid wrote:

walkerscrisps wrote:
I am a Thai boxer

thought you were from near glasgow...


Touché Dracoid although i meant Thai as in Muay Thai the martial art
#10REDACTED, Posted: Sep 12 2004 at 4:19 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Idiot.
#11 Sep 12 2004 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, Jem! I am a Thai boxer by the way
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#12 Sep 12 2004 at 11:56 PM Rating: Good
Those air activated heat wraps are great for work, try one on your leg if it bothers you. I dislocated my shoulder, and those helped a lot with the soreness.

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#13 Sep 13 2004 at 2:02 AM Rating: Good
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Lemme guess your flaming him for an obvious accident in which his leg happlessly hit the tree? What a dumbass.
#14 Sep 13 2004 at 5:21 AM Rating: Good
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Kao, I'm sorry. We're just going to have to take you out back and shoot you.

It's for your own good.
#15 Sep 13 2004 at 12:46 PM Rating: Decent
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The other day my friends and I were throwing the baseball around. One throw went past me so I turned and ran after it. The grass was kind of wet so I skidded to the ball - and slid right past it. I slid about six feet, still upright (crouching a bit) before my feet came out ahead of me, then flew another 2 feet through the air before landing flat on my back. Ow.
(I did manage to get the ball as I was sliding past, somehow!)

Just go get a prescripting for codeine. That makes anything feel better. Smiley: grin
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#16 Sep 13 2004 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
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#17 Sep 13 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Just go get a prescripting for codeine. That makes anything feel better.


Except your bowel.

Causes nasty constipation, my friend! Yay!
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#18 Sep 13 2004 at 2:56 PM Rating: Decent
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I never had any constipation problems with my codeine/muscle relaxant/beer cocktail.
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#19 Sep 13 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent

Atleast you didnt back your car into a tree Kao.Smiley: wink
#20 Sep 13 2004 at 3:39 PM Rating: Default
Funny story:

I was in the middle of cleaning my classic white oak entertainment center =) Of course I decided to stand on the inn table as it was the simplest way to get the top clean. Of course the pup sheppard got all excited and jumped on the table to while I had my head turned. That's right I came crashing down managed to break the top of my oil lamp that was sitting on the table and sprain my ankle in a split second. I was ready to beat the sh*t out of that dog but who can look a pup in the face and still be pissed? So I picked my broken *** up off the floor swept up the mess and hobbled off to get the step ladder and on w/life...

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#21 Sep 13 2004 at 4:10 PM Rating: Good
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I stared at that for like 5 minutes and i still don't know what the hell it means.
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