Total Nutjob
DES MOINES, Iowa (CNN) -- A November win by Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry would put the United States at risk of another "devastating" terrorist attack, Vice President **** Cheney told supporters Tuesday.
Other things to worry about if Kerry gets elected:
* The boogieman
* Zombies
* Mothra, Godzilla, and that giant turtle thing.
* Dr. Doom
* Hitler's Clone
* UFOs
* Lions, tigers, and bears.
* Just about anything Steven King has written about.