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Explanation of the ********Follow

#1 Sep 06 2004 at 7:21 PM Rating: Good
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Since I didn't get my answer in the "Lower IQ" thread I'm going to appeal to everyone on the board. I need help understanding this "********" and what it is, what it's for, where it is, and what you do with it. I really need all of your help here. I implore you.
#2 Sep 06 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Actually decided NWS, just google it!

Edited, Mon Sep 6 20:30:14 2004 by Darkflame
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#3 Sep 06 2004 at 7:29 PM Rating: Good
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It ******** is an erogonous nerve bundle located approximately two inches above the navel in an adult woman. When properly stimulated with repeated blows from the fist, it creates a powerful sexual response.

So the next time you see a pretty girl, sock her in the stomach and see if she won't go out with you.
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#4 Sep 06 2004 at 7:30 PM Rating: Decent
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So the next time you see a pretty girl, sock her in the stomach and see if she won't go out with you


Your on a roll tonight Jophiel
#5 Sep 06 2004 at 7:31 PM Rating: Good
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Added flow amounts for Vaginal Fluids...

You can make anything sound non-sexy if you try hard enough.
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#6 Sep 06 2004 at 7:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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No I am!!! Don't take that away from me!
Damn Jophial posted before he was supposed to, my post refers to:

The Great johnnny wrote:
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So the next time you see a pretty girl, sock her in the stomach and see if she won't go out with you


Your on a roll tonight Jophiel


Edited, Mon Sep 6 20:32:09 2004 by Darkflame
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#7 Sep 06 2004 at 7:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Rumor has it to be some sort of diabolical cat torturing device...
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#8 Sep 06 2004 at 7:32 PM Rating: Good
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If I google it, it will be NWS **** sites. Can't you just explain it to me? I'm pretty sure hitting girls in the stomach doesn't work, at least it didn't work in high school.
#9 Sep 06 2004 at 7:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you are out of high school and don't know, um I think it's too late to learn... LOL
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#10 Sep 06 2004 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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And you're at work at 5:30pm on Labor Day?
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#11 Sep 06 2004 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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It's never too late to learn. Is it the same thing as that G-Spot everyone talks about?
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#13 Sep 06 2004 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
It's a little ball surrounded by soft skin, towards the top of the ******.

When giving oral/finger pleasure, you have to be aware because sometimes the more aroused a woman gets, the deeper the **** goes into it's protective layer of skin. Most times you don't want to put too much pressure on it, as it is a very sensitive area. Most times rubbing around it is enough, until you're well into intercourse where your lady is nice and warmed up and ready for direct stimulation.

It's not a thing that is very easy to explain, you have to be comfortable with a woman, and she has be comfortable with you as well. It's a very "hands on" type of subject.

So, tough luck Crim, looks like you'll never know.

Edited, Mon Sep 6 20:38:20 2004 by Skeeter
#14 Sep 06 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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It's a little ball surrounded by soft skin, towards the top of the ******.
About four inches, in fact.

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When giving oral/finger pleasure, you have to be aware because sometimes the more aroused a woman gets, the deeper the **** goes into it's protective layer of skin
So you'll need to punch harder.

Christ Skeet.. would it have been so hard to just say "Joph was right?" instead of pretending to answer it yourself?
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#15 Sep 06 2004 at 7:45 PM Rating: Good
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EDITED: for continuity

Edited, Mon Sep 6 20:51:57 2004 by BoondockSaint
#16 Sep 06 2004 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks Skeet and Joph. You made my day.
#17 Sep 06 2004 at 7:46 PM Rating: Decent
Why you need to know this? lol im just wondering..

touch it with your tounge, her toes will curl ^^.
#18 Sep 06 2004 at 7:48 PM Rating: Good
'cause you have to be able to find it first, duh.
#19 Sep 06 2004 at 7:59 PM Rating: Good
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To assist Boondock, I have found this medical diagram of a fetching blonde nordic beauty, showing the exactl placement of the ********.
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#20 Sep 06 2004 at 7:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks Skeet and Joph. You made my day.


Hopefully hers too ! Smiley: grin
#21 Sep 06 2004 at 9:06 PM Rating: Good
Well sure, Joph, that's all fine and dandy. But what about on brunettes?

Or in Stoks case, Redheads?
#22 Sep 06 2004 at 11:46 PM Rating: Good
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I thought you were older Crim, god I hope you are younger anyway otherwise I feel sorry for any past and current girlfriends.
#23 Sep 07 2004 at 12:57 AM Rating: Decent
Just what kind of response do you hope to elicit by putting this kind of pressure on the C.L.I.T.?



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#24 Sep 07 2004 at 4:15 AM Rating: Good
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I once opened a sex shop called '********' but it went out of business. . . men couldn't find it.

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#25 Sep 07 2004 at 5:40 AM Rating: Good
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[link=home.comcast.net/~melanieroark/pinkly.mp3]Maybe this will help, Boon[/link]

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#26 Sep 07 2004 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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I once opened a sex shop called '********' but it went out of business. . . men couldn't find it.

Barum-bum Pshhhhh

Damnit, that actually made me laugh.
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