One, I have only ever had one sock puppet and that was to heckle and agitate one particular moran... two years ago, a moran I may add that has the ability to verbaly fight his way out of a wet paper sack without resorting to homophobic remarks.
Two, the only person here who thinks the game of golf is teh roxxor is you, several other say they like it but that aint the same ******* thing as your wanting to have **** sex with it.
Three, who the **** are you to tell me where to post and who the dog **** are you to decide what is an intelligent post? Are you the will of Allah? The only intelligent posts I see on this thread are the ones against the idea of a fashion nightmare on a great big lawn.
Four, take your golf clubs, your climax beads, excuse me "golf balls" and your silly clothing and GFY.
