In golf that is, I know some of you are retarted but I am talking about golf.
My index/handicap is curreantly about 2.1.
Just wondering if any of my fellow posters have a better index than me.
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There are easier ways to hit 100 posts.
<< Knows that, but feels like talking about golf, since he will probally persue a career in it.
Can you swing both ways?
i hate handicap people. all they do is push for equality... cant they just go to europe?
better yet... canada.
better yet... canada.
I'm about a 47 for 9 I think.
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Can you swing both ways?
Ummm no, I am not planning on being on the Circus golf tour.
And that last post hurt, I am from Canada.
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I'm about a 47 for 9 I think.
That is because you spend to much time playing your poker. I think i got a royal flush once, I was so happy then.
I have a 45 degree slice works perfect if I line up right, am money on the green, but driving just look at hole, look at ball and then swivel till I am looking 45 degrees away from hole =) dont know my handicap usually too busy tipping the cart girl to care.
Is there any good golfers here? Or just a bunch of hacks, that are posting dumb **** I dont want to read?
honestly, i barely know how to play golf. ive played tiger woods golf and thats it. and mini golf, here in florida,w e dont have golf courses lol.
Golf? What are you 60 and into plaid?
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Or just a bunch of hacks, that are posting dumb **** I dont want to read?
Just you, chief.
Is there any good golfers here? Or just a bunch of hacks, that are posting dumb sh*t I dont want to read?
I'm about an 8 actually.
Golf is part of USAF basic training.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I know how to spell galf... but that's about it.
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Golf is part of USAF basic training.
What the hell smash? You know we don't golf, we basket weave.
My handicap apparently is that I like to check out other women in front of my wife, it has been a source of much discomfort over the years.
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My handicap apparently is that I have not yet learned to check out other women in front of my wife without her noticing
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I love golf.
I'm not very good at it, but I love it.
I just picked the game up again after a 13 year layoff. After all the injuries and general abuse my body has taken over the years, I have to admit that my ice hockey days are over, and golf is prety much all that's left to me (maybe bocci ball too).
Its also just about the only sport that I haven't been able to pick up easily.
I never tracked my handicap when I played long ago, but my best round was an 86. Now since I've started playing again, I established it at 34 after my first 5 rounds, and have dropped it down to 22. I imagine it will continue to drop as I reacquire old skills, but I've no idea where it will level out.
I'm not very good at it, but I love it.
I just picked the game up again after a 13 year layoff. After all the injuries and general abuse my body has taken over the years, I have to admit that my ice hockey days are over, and golf is prety much all that's left to me (maybe bocci ball too).
Its also just about the only sport that I haven't been able to pick up easily.
I never tracked my handicap when I played long ago, but my best round was an 86. Now since I've started playing again, I established it at 34 after my first 5 rounds, and have dropped it down to 22. I imagine it will continue to drop as I reacquire old skills, but I've no idea where it will level out.
I love golf, too. Occasionally I even get a chance to go out and play. Not much this year, though, since I'm working normal weekday shifts. My brother and I liked to go out during the week when hardly anyone else was playing.
I don't know about handicap, but my goal is sub-50 for 9/sub-100 for 18. So it's like 15-20 or so. These days it's all about Tiger Woods PGA 2004.
I don't know about handicap, but my goal is sub-50 for 9/sub-100 for 18. So it's like 15-20 or so. These days it's all about Tiger Woods PGA 2004.
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My handicap apparently is that I have not yet learned to check out other women in front of my wife without her noticing
There you go.
My handicap apparently is that I have not yet learned to check out other women in front of my wife without her noticing
There you go.
You don't know my wife. She has taken training or something, the problem is, the more attractive the woman is, the faster her head snaps around towards me. Usually, I am standing there like a deer in headlights.
Oh I shoot in the 90's. High 80's on a good day.
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Golf? What are you 60 and into plaid?
Man everyone plays golf. It's a way of life. You go and play a round with your co workers. If you don't play golf, why the **** did post here? Hey Smash 8 is pretty good. What is your best round?
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If you don't play golf, why the @#%^ did post here?
Well, thats a stupid ****** question, isn't? I am pretty sure the only dolt on here who thinks golf is "a way of life" is you, you poor sad sack.
Will we be getting threads from you asking us what our favorite band is and such next or will it be more stupid ****** games? Just curious.
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Well, thats a stupid ****** question, isn't? I am pretty sure the only dolt on here who thinks golf is "a way of life" is you, you poor sad sack.
Will we be getting threads from you asking us what our favorite band is and such next or will it be more stupid ****** games? Just curious.
Will we be getting threads from you asking us what our favorite band is and such next or will it be more stupid ****** games? Just curious.
Hmmmm, your insulting a game that lot's of people like and are playing. Why don't you try the game. You may suprise yourself. Outside of ghana, I believe your the only one who posted who doesn't play golf. If I wan't to post a game that I think people will find fun then I will post it. Nobody posted on the game thread and said, "OMG JROC THE GAMES YOU POST ARE ******* RETARTED." Now saying this I predict you will invent a sock puppet and go put down my game thread.
I am not mad at you, I am simply telling you that if you don't have something intelligent to say about golf then don't post. It saves everyone the 5 seconds of reading your mindless drivel.
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if you don't have something intelligent to say about golf then don't post.
Now Go F[i][/i]uck Yourself. How dare you tell me what to like, when I can or can not post, you snot-nosed little tic.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Edited, Sat Sep 4 15:10:20 2004 by SmashingJroc
Edited, Sat Sep 4 15:11:39 2004 by SmashingJroc
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