"Before the law there stands a doorkeeper, on guard."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable... There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
"oscillation is exponential decay with an imaginary decay constant"
"the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal; a mindbogglingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you."
"at the North Pole, you have no idea what time it is"
"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God"
"Exponentials; what they do in life is turn strips into annuli"
"we apologize for the inconvenience"
"We train young men to drop fire on people, yet their commanders won't allow them to write **** on their airplanes because it's obscene"
"You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough"
"Listen, strange woman lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government"
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepards the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengeance upon thee"
"that barren wasteland, my dear..." ... that's enough
Edited, Sat Sep 4 17:13:45 2004 by yossarian
