"Nothing is so wretched or foolish as to anticipate misfortunes. What madness is it to be expecting evil before it comes." Seneca
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Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
-Voltaire
Oh, and while we're at it:
A witty saying proves nothing.
-Also the V man.
-Voltaire
Oh, and while we're at it:
A witty saying proves nothing.
-Also the V man.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
"Varus is a Cu[i][/i]nt" Me
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
A worse taint than these is ignorance, the worst of all taints. Destroy this one taint and become taintless, O monks! ~ Line 243 Dhammapada
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
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"Varus is a ****" Me
OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHA....
bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
the worst of all taints
Now, just insert "Varus is" before that quote and you've got it!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
-Oscar Wilde
-Oscar Wilde
Oh the irony. It boggles the mind!
'Cause what the world needs now are some true words of wisdom like "La la la la la la-la-la". -- Cracker
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
'Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you'
--Mr. Blonde.
--Mr. Blonde.
I think you should attribute that to Stealers Wheel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I think you should attribute that to Stealers Wheel
Bah! You beat me to it, Earwig.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
"Ahh the Germans. A cruel race, and they have no word for 'fluffy'" - Edmund Blackadder
"I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel" - Edmund Blackadder
"I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel" - Edmund Blackadder
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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I think you should attribute that to Stealers Wheel
Normally I would, but...
Given where I am, I choose "torture" over technicalities.
Edited, Fri Sep 3 15:55:55 2004 by BoondockSaint
Nobby wrote:
"I have a plan so cunning, you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel" - Edmund Blackadder
"I have a plan so cunning, you could brush your teeth with it."
varrussword wrote:
"Nothing is so wretched or foolish as to anticipate misfortunes. What madness is it to be expecting evil before it comes." Seneca
Varus
Varus
Remember the ultimate fate of the empire in which he lived. Perhaps he should have anticipated some.
And, wait, I thought you mentioned in another thread that you're an insurance agent. If that's true, you do know that your occupation is based entirely upon the anticipation of misfortune, don't you?
"The ability to quote is an adequate substitute for wit."
~G.B.Shaw
~G.B.Shaw
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
"Blackadder: Baldrick. You're the worst servant in the world. You're fired.
Baldrick: You can't fire me my Lord. Baldricks have been in your family for 2 centuries.
Blackadder: So has Syphilis. Now **** off"
Can't diss the Blackadder dude.
(Was Blackadder shown in the USA?)
Baldrick: You can't fire me my Lord. Baldricks have been in your family for 2 centuries.
Blackadder: So has Syphilis. Now **** off"
Can't diss the Blackadder dude.
(Was Blackadder shown in the USA?)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I'll go to the dogs or pick up booze-swilled
Slugs then flock to packed terraces and crow
"O earwig, O earwig, O earwig O!" -- Tim Love
Slugs then flock to packed terraces and crow
"O earwig, O earwig, O earwig O!" -- Tim Love
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
If you had a good public television station in your town it did.
Then I got the whole series on DVD as a gift. Yay!
Then I got the whole series on DVD as a gift. Yay!
"Bonga-chong, Bonga-chong-chonga-chong Bong, Whoohoo"
-Harvey Sid Fisher. http://www.harveysidfisher.com
Courtesy of Mr.pickle
-Harvey Sid Fisher. http://www.harveysidfisher.com
Courtesy of Mr.pickle
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If you had a good public television station in your town it did.
Blackadder Goes Forth (World War 1) wrote:
Melchett: It's our secret plan for the Great Battle, Blackadder
Blackadder: Would that be the 'Secret Plan' that involves 20,000 troops running suicidally towards certain death so that General Haig can move his cocktail cabinet 18 inches closer to Berlin?
Melchett: Damn you, Blackadder! How did you find out?!
Blackadder: Would that be the 'Secret Plan' that involves 20,000 troops running suicidally towards certain death so that General Haig can move his cocktail cabinet 18 inches closer to Berlin?
Melchett: Damn you, Blackadder! How did you find out?!
Priceless
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Captain's Log: A bunch of our ship fell off and no one likes me.
- Crowe T. Robot
- Crowe T. Robot
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. -Thomas Jefferson
Edited, Fri Sep 3 16:24:03 2004 by Molish
Edited, Fri Sep 3 16:24:03 2004 by Molish
Speak softly and have a big d!ick and you will go far.
Teddy R.
Teddy R.
Molish wrote:
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism. -Thomas Jefferson
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