New Topics: What do you think about them?Follow

To delve deeply into new topics is an exciting adventure. Many an afternoon has been enjoyed by a family, bonding over the discussion of new topics. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning new topics by so called 'babies', who form the last great hope for our civilzation. Though I would rather be in bed I will now examine the primary causes of new topics.

Social Factors

As Reflected in classical mythology society is complicated. Back when Vealinger reamarked ‘the power struggle will continue while the great tale of humanity remains untold’ [1] he could have been making a reference to new topics, but probably not. Much has been said about the influence of the media on new topics. Observers claim it provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Of paramount importance to any study of new topics within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. To put it simply, people like new topics.

Economic Factors

Our world is driven by supply and demand. We will study the Greek-Roman model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.

The statistics make it clear that new topics is a major market factor. Of course the cost of living world wide are driven entirely by new topics. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - night and day.

Take a moment to consider the words of nobel prize winner Maximilian Shandy 'People in glass houses shouldn't through parties.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of new topics, his words cannot be over-looked. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'new topics wins votes.' Simple as that.

The question which we must each ask ourselves is, will we allow new topics to win our vote?

Conclusion

To reiterate, new topics plays a large part in the lives of all. It fills a hole, brings glamour to an unglamorous time and figures show it's a winning formular.

I will leave the last word to the famous Miles Beckham: 'Oooh yeah new topics shoo badaby dooo.' [3]



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[1] Vealinger - Turtle Power - 2003 ICJ

[2] Shandy - Ice Cold - 1994 Pitter Patter Publishing

[3] Your guide to new topics - Issue 98 - T36 Publishing

Is there a question there or are you plagurizing Introduction to Philosophy syllabi for your posts now?

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Yeah I had a good one about people selling Britney Spears' chewed bubble gum on ebay. But only Tricky responded.

Meet the new topics.

Same as the old topics.

well at least We Won't Get Fooled Again.

Just wait, within the hour varrus (or stok) will undoubtedly post some inane drivel they didn't rip directly from some conservative whacko.

Or, if you want, I can relate in full detail my new relationship.

How about making one that isn't some stupid fu[u][/u]cking political regurguation from some crap right wing mudslinging rag/radio show/tv show?

How about something interesting at all?

I bet your coffe is every bit as bland as you.