I don't want the government in my life any more than is absolutely necessary, that's it.
Good. Stop paying taxes, and in exchange, take responsibility for your own personal protection and expect no help from police if you run into trouble. Please run your own water, gas, sewer and phone lines. If your house cathes fire, call a few freinds with buckets.
Make sure you have an offroad vehicle as the government maintains most roadways. On the offchance that the catclysmic event of you breeding occurs, be sure you send your children to private schools who receive no government funding.
If something horrible happens to you, expect no recourse, as the court system is run by the government. Please stay the hell away from any state or national parks as well.
Grow your own food, as any that you buy is inspected by the government to ensure it's safety. You've no intrest in that sort of intrusion.
Don't bother trying to vote.
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