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#1 Sep 03 2004 at 11:51 AM Rating: Decent
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=615&e=1&u=/nm/20040903/pl_nm/people_clinton_dc

Good man, taking the news cycle away from the GOP like that! What a trooper.
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#2 Sep 03 2004 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Ha! I was thinking he might die and cause a sappy "He was the best president ever!" bump for Kerry. The Republicans blew their Reagan hand too soon, having him die a couple months ago like they did.
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#3 Sep 03 2004 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
Hope he pulls through ok.

While he's in there and already sedated, maybe they can do something to make him look less like Jimmy Carter.
#4 Sep 03 2004 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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I reckon it's a hoax and they're harvesting his Stem Cells instead of letting him splash 'em over little blue dresses.

Hope that anesthetist reminds him he has to inhale this time Smiley: grin
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#5 Sep 03 2004 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Actually this could kind of suck for the Democrats, because it might impede his ability to campaign for them over the next few months.

Edited, Fri Sep 3 13:11:28 2004 by RedjedBlue
#6 Sep 03 2004 at 12:24 PM Rating: Default
with any luck he'll pass away and face judgement for all the evil he's done.

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#8 Sep 03 2004 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Jed Clampett wrote:
with any luck he'll pass away and face judgement for all the evil he's done
Why do your posts make my bell-button-fluff sound intelligent?

Hey when you've finished watching that Dubya speech video again, you might want to clear up all those damp kleenex. We don't want your 'Sheppard' (aka The Gimp) getting pregnant do we now.
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#9 Sep 03 2004 at 12:38 PM Rating: Good
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Hey when you've finished watching that Dubya speech video again, you might want to clear up all those damp kleenex.


I'm guessing hes more of a flip the couch cushion over to the dry side kinda guy

Edited, Fri Sep 3 13:38:50 2004 by xythex
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#10 Sep 03 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Good
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Xythex wrote:
I'm guessing hes more of a flip the couch cushion over to the dry side...
You're telling me he has a couch?!
I'd pictured a tasteful arrangement of ammunition boxes next to the moonshine still.
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#11 Sep 03 2004 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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You're telling me he has a couch?!
Sure. You didn't see it out there on the front lawn?
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#12 Sep 03 2004 at 12:59 PM Rating: Good
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You didn't see it out there on the front lawn?
Now you're just shi[/i]ttin' me Joph.

Unless you mean the tufts of grass between the burnt out pick-up trucks and dog shi[i]
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I'd assumed he'd turned it all over to the Okra harvest.
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#13 Sep 03 2004 at 1:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: laugh What "evil" did Clinton do? Get a ******** in the white house?
#14 Sep 03 2004 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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You're telling me he has a couch?!


Ya, it used to be a whole set but he had to burn the rest of it for heat just before he started posting on this board. Vinyl fumes will do strange things to your head.
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#15 Sep 03 2004 at 1:14 PM Rating: Default
You're right....


I've been thinking about it and I've come to the conclussion that the attitude and all around bad vibes you guys display are having more of a negative effect than I realized. So in light of this I am going to endeavor to be an optimist and look at the positive side of the issues rather than get into pointless arguements over the semantics of politicians.

My key position towards the government is one of an isolationist. I don't want the government in my life any more than is absolutely necessary, that's it. Now we can debate what is and isn't necessary but I refuse to follow the hate filled opinions you guys seem so bent on expressing.

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#16 Sep 03 2004 at 1:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Very high-minded of you, I'm sure.
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#17 Sep 03 2004 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
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Sometimes Varus's reasoning is mind boggling. I think Joph has the best approach to it in assuming that he is just a troll trying to get people riled up.

Ive worked with developmentally challenged people in all stages of life and have heard more coherent arguments from them than Varus. So from here on in, mainly to keep my faith in humanity kicking i will go along with Jophiel's assumption that Varus is a troll. Otherwise i would have to accept the fact that there really are people that challenged out there that dont have a birth defect, syndrome, disease, etc. to account for it.





Edited, Fri Sep 3 14:35:06 2004 by bhodisattva
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#18 Sep 03 2004 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Now we can debate what is and isn't necessary
Let's see
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#19 Sep 03 2004 at 1:33 PM Rating: Default
Bhoda,

Short but pointless...I still love you though...

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#21 Sep 03 2004 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
I swear, I think I KNOW varus irl. I'm just scared to find out.
#22 Sep 03 2004 at 1:50 PM Rating: Good
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Is he finally going to get one? After all, he didn't show that he had much heart back when he destroyed those women's lives he molested or the careers of the people he ruined in the travel department of the White House-- just to name a number of the people the Clintons ran roughshod over in their reign of tyranny.

Just sayin'.

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#23 Sep 03 2004 at 1:50 PM Rating: Default
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I don't want the government in my life any more than is absolutely necessary, that's it.


Good. Stop paying taxes, and in exchange, take responsibility for your own personal protection and expect no help from police if you run into trouble. Please run your own water, gas, sewer and phone lines. If your house cathes fire, call a few freinds with buckets.

Make sure you have an offroad vehicle as the government maintains most roadways. On the offchance that the catclysmic event of you breeding occurs, be sure you send your children to private schools who receive no government funding.

If something horrible happens to you, expect no recourse, as the court system is run by the government. Please stay the hell away from any state or national parks as well.

Grow your own food, as any that you buy is inspected by the government to ensure it's safety. You've no intrest in that sort of intrusion.

Don't bother trying to vote.
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#24 Sep 03 2004 at 1:51 PM Rating: Default
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Is he finally going to get one? After all, he didn't show that he had much heart back when he destroyed those women's lives he molested or the careers of the people he ruined


Nono, Clinton, not Arnold.
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#25 Sep 03 2004 at 2:06 PM Rating: Default
Smashed,

I have no problem paying necessary taxes...i.e. supporting the TDOT. But when a politician introduces a tax that is nothing more than a re-distribution of wealth I do disagree with that. If the citizens of a state vote for a state park that's fine, democracy in action. When a handful of politicians institute a tax going to support a state park that's where I differ. Healthcare should be the responsibility of the individual not of the government, just as the government shouldn't be paying everyones car insurance.


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#26 Sep 03 2004 at 2:07 PM Rating: Default
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But when a politician introduces a tax that is nothing more than a re-distribution of wealth I do disagree with that.


All taxes are redistribution of wealth, fool.

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