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#1 Sep 03 2004 at 4:59 AM Rating: Default
To all the commie ******** out there.....the world would be a better place if your mother swallowed.

That is all.

Thank you.
#2 Sep 03 2004 at 5:10 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a little fuzzy on how that even passes an insult.

MAy as well have called my mother a bannana.
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#3 Sep 03 2004 at 6:20 AM Rating: Decent
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Swallower wrote:
To all the commie dipsh*ts out there.....the world would be a better place if your mother swallowed.


....huh?

So you're saying if all women spit instead of swallow, then that would guarantee a birth?

Edited, Fri Sep 3 07:21:17 2004 by RadekGenjii
#4 Sep 03 2004 at 6:21 AM Rating: Good
what?
#5 Sep 03 2004 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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To all the commie dipsh*ts out there.....the world would be a better place if your mother swallowed.

That is all.

Thank you.


I think it's time someone got "the talk" about how making babies really works.
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#6 Sep 03 2004 at 7:48 AM Rating: Decent
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To all the commie dipsh*ts out there.....the world would be a better place if your mother swallowed.


possibly it meant swallow as in opposed to missionary, or maybe its just an idiot, i'd say the 2nd, or both.
#7 Sep 03 2004 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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What if my mother dressed like a swallow? Or raised swallows out in the barn?
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#8 Sep 03 2004 at 8:37 AM Rating: Decent
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What if my mother dressed like a swallow?


An African swallow or a Europian swallow?
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#9 Sep 03 2004 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
held under the dorsel guiding feathers?
#10 Sep 03 2004 at 9:18 AM Rating: Decent
If you had two swallows you could possibly tie a string between the two and construct some sort of highly mobile ***** catching device.
#11 Sep 03 2004 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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Get yourself a couple nice tits and you'll be in business.

Work Safe despite the URL. And, yeah, I've posted it before but it seems apropos
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#12 Sep 03 2004 at 10:17 AM Rating: Decent
This just raises the question that after my wife had are son dose that make me a motherf*cker?? I sure hope so.
#13 Sep 03 2004 at 10:44 AM Rating: Good
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This just raises the question that after my wife had are son dose that make me a motherf*cker?? I sure hope so.
Well, here's hoping that English is a second language, because if it's not, it makes you an ignorant mother f'ucker to boot.
#14 Sep 03 2004 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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jademage wrote:
my wife had are son dose


Your wife had a son dose?

Wow! That's gross.

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