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If you fail to jump on this offer NOW, your enjoyment of this site will soon be as barren as Katie's womb.
Eeeeeeep! I'm to scared to NOT sign up.
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That being said, you may sign up for Totem-on-Demand and get up to date notifications of when I post a priceless gem. Just ask Skeet-- he's signed up through 2010!
So we pay you money and get our e-mail address pimped out to spammers?
Whoa! Just caught this one:
pickleprince's d1ck and fart jokes??
I guess I'm no longer the King of d1ck and fart.
Woot?
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Tare says,
"Like you, I always thought I could live without Totem's posts. My enjoyment of the board wasn't entirely due to that big black man's madcap antics. Hell, he's not even my favorite poster. I like Gitslayer's late night threads and pickleprince's d1ck and fart jokes and Smasharoo's liberal jibberish nearly as much as anything that Totem has ever done. I said to myself ***** Enhanced Asylum.
But pretty soon, I found myself in a Totem-less world. And it was a bummer. Without his perverted insights and occasional drive-by hilarity, I was lost. I found comfort only in Ding Dongs and other snack genitals.
So I signed up for Enhanced Asylum and have never looked back. Thank you, Alla, for providing such a valuable service!"
"Like you, I always thought I could live without Totem's posts. My enjoyment of the board wasn't entirely due to that big black man's madcap antics. Hell, he's not even my favorite poster. I like Gitslayer's late night threads and pickleprince's d1ck and fart jokes and Smasharoo's liberal jibberish nearly as much as anything that Totem has ever done. I said to myself ***** Enhanced Asylum.
But pretty soon, I found myself in a Totem-less world. And it was a bummer. Without his perverted insights and occasional drive-by hilarity, I was lost. I found comfort only in Ding Dongs and other snack genitals.
So I signed up for Enhanced Asylum and have never looked back. Thank you, Alla, for providing such a valuable service!"
pickleprince's d1ck and fart jokes??
I guess I'm no longer the King of d1ck and fart.
Woot?
You, sir, in my estimation, are the Queen of d1ck & fart jokes. What pickleprince says or does is of no consequence compared to the majesty of Skeeter's lowbrow humor!
Totem
Totem
Hey Tote, when's the last time you were in me?
I mean..
In my journal.
I mean..
In my journal.
Heading there now...
Totem
Totem
Oh really?
Which "there" you talkin' about?
;)
Which "there" you talkin' about?
;)
Queen Skeeter wrote:
Whoa! Just caught this one: Tare says,
Tare said no such thing, Queeter.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Tare said no such thing, Queeter.
Damn, and I thought someone liked me.
I'm going to sit in my corner and cry now.
Congratulations Totem!
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Damn, and I thought someone liked me.
I'm going to sit in my corner and cry now.
I'm going to sit in my corner and cry now.
It's the hormones.
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