Hey Nobby,
I am taking a Linguistics class next term.
Wanna do my homework for me?
Puhhh-leeeeasseee?
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That's quite a mouthful!
I think we're at cross porpoises Tare.
I'm a linguist (was) as in scholar of languages, rather than linguistics. Dabbled in the latter, but not an expert.
I think Mrs Smash might be more use if she's not busy cleaning the computer monitor from foppish hair swish-marks.
So what aspect of linguistics exactly are you studying? Purely English?
Now if you're studying post-natal ****** techniques I'll leave the light on with the door off the latch.
I'm a linguist (was) as in scholar of languages, rather than linguistics. Dabbled in the latter, but not an expert.
I think Mrs Smash might be more use if she's not busy cleaning the computer monitor from foppish hair swish-marks.
So what aspect of linguistics exactly are you studying? Purely English?
Now if you're studying post-natal ****** techniques I'll leave the light on with the door off the latch.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby wrote:
I think we're at cross porpoises Tare.
I'm a linguist (was) as in scholar of languages, rather than linguistics.
I'm a linguist (was) as in scholar of languages, rather than linguistics.
Ahhhh, I see. That's much cooler than linguistics anyway. Never change, Nobby!
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So what aspect of linguistics exactly are you studying? Purely English?
Yeah, English Syntax is the title of the course. I'm toying with the idea of doing my Masters and keep taking the odd course now and again that might prove to be helpful later.
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Now if you're studying post-natal ****** techniques I'll leave the light on with the door off the latch.
How do YOU feel about rubber underwear?. Totem shot it down.
Edited, Wed Sep 1 18:02:31 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Fit to Pop wrote:
English Syntax is the title of the course
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How do YOU feel about rubber underwear?.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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I find it makes me wobbly bits sweat too much, and makes embarrassing farting sounds when I'm trying to negotiate with ministers
Sorry, I saw the title of this thread and saw...
"Cunnilingus"
My bad.
"Cunnilingus"
My bad.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
A little talcom powder applied before wear usually helps keep the sweating down and help keep the wobbly bits dry.
At least that is what I've been told.
At least that is what I've been told.
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It's always about the embarrassing fart sounds with you, isn't it?
It's ok. I'm sure Prince Charles was wearing rubber underpants, too.
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Now if you're studying post-natal ****** techniques I'll leave the light on with the door off the latch.
Wouldn't be easier to leave the latch off the door? I mean that's kinda extreame and all just to keep it unlocked.
AngstyCoder wrote:
Stok wrote:
A little talcom powder applied before wear usually helps keep the sweating down and help keep the wobbly bits dry.
At least that is what I've been told.
At least that is what I've been told.
Correct. Also helps to be able to get in and out a lot easier, as that **** is tighter than all hell usually. Any clothing whose care is simply armor-all is awesome (what the fetish shop owner recommended... I laughed my *** off.)
If they're hard to get off, you can always use hand lotion...I saw that on TV once
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
A cunning linguist eh...What the hell is that? So they're going to teach you how to twist words to mean what you want them to? Sounds like an attoreny or politician.
Varus
Varus
varrussword wrote:
A cunning linguist eh...What the hell is that?
Varus, I would expect any wit to fly completely over your head. So thanks! No surprises here this morning! Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
If Varrus got something remotely witty, I expect it'd throw you into early labor.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
virus wrote:
A cunning linguist eh...What the hell is that?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I'll keep you posted on that, but I'm feeling smugly confident that Varus can barely understand the dynamics of wiping his own ***, let alone any wordplay that might pop up on this forum.
Kerry rules!
Kerry rules!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
you might be a cunning linguist, but i'm a master-debater
editted to add: and a ballon animal maker
Edited, Thu Sep 2 10:45:29 2004 by Dracoid
editted to add: and a ballon animal maker
Edited, Thu Sep 2 10:45:29 2004 by Dracoid
Dracoid the Wise wrote:
you might be a cunning linguist, but i'm a master-debater
editted to add: and a ballon animal maker
editted to add: and a ballon animal maker
Nice try, Dracoid, but he'll never get it. His next post will be along the lines of "Oh sure, Draced, I have seen you debat and it sux. Your a pinko commie ****."
And correction: You are a sad, clownish, misunderstood balloon animal maker.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
A yak! Is it a yak? It's a yak!
Jackal?
Jackal?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I know Colonel Angus.
Oh yeah? Well... I... um... know Sgt. **** Sex! So HA!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Oh yeah? Well... I... um... know Sgt. **** Sex! So HA!
Oh boy, Jophiel...I sense "FTFY" in the air....
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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"a pinko commie ****."
what is a pinko anyway? i'll own up to the rest of it
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You are a sad, clownish, misunderstood balloon animal maker.
there is nothing wronf with my balloon animal DAMN IT!!
and i'll keep making that same one over and over untill i get applauded (lewdog came close but i haven't seen him for a while, i love that guy)
/rant<off>
No way. Kao sez dat's not teh k00l
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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