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#1 Sep 01 2004 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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Stripper update plskthxla~!

how goes it?
#2 Sep 01 2004 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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Strippers were too wild for him, so he's pursuing spectacled librarians these days.

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#3 Sep 01 2004 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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heh those can be just as fun...

gotta love the specs....

total **** star look to some of the hotter ones.....
#4 Sep 01 2004 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Strippers were too wild for him, so he's pursuing spectacled librarians these days.


Much like the evolution of the President's taste in woman, without the gay experimentation phase.
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#5 Sep 01 2004 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
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'Zactly.

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#6 Sep 01 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Jealousy is such a fun and interesting thing to see in others. Married men are almost as bad as woman under the right circumstances.

I dumped her ***: to much buy me stuff and you wont regret it inuuendo.

I did hook up with a nice tight little buxom 28 year old brunette at the local dive bar down the street the other night. We were both laughing at the guy at the end of the bar who was using the "my girlfriend doesn't really understand me, boo hoo" bit with another girl. His lines were so obvious I was suprised she was willing to sit with him. Even she was rolling her eyes and smirking at him when he wasn't looking. What blew me away was she left with him. The brunette and I were chatting about how pathetic it was and the next thing I know she is asking if I wanted to get out of there. I am so clueless about this singles **** I didn't realize she had been hinting her interest to me half the night.

And yes, I used protection.

Edited, Wed Sep 1 14:54:18 2004 by GitSlayer
#7 Sep 01 2004 at 2:07 PM Rating: Good
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rawr you go git ole boy...

and glad you dumpped that gold diggin *****...

maybe this new bit of fluff will last longer then a week hmm?
#8 Sep 01 2004 at 5:46 PM Rating: Decent
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I dumped her ***: to much buy me stuff and you wont regret it inuuendo.
So she was never off the clock, eh?
#9 Sep 01 2004 at 6:44 PM Rating: Good
I thought you where married to a redhead Git.
#10 Sep 01 2004 at 7:00 PM Rating: Good
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So she was never off the clock, eh?


All women are on the clock 24/7. Term of contract is the only variable. Marriage is stipulated as "terms to be disclosed at a later date".

Good work Git, power through a few more. You tried quality before, now you can concentrate on quantity. Can we start getting some pics please.
#11 Sep 01 2004 at 7:07 PM Rating: Good
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He was, Stok, but he's on a brunette spree at the moment...

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#12 Sep 01 2004 at 8:14 PM Rating: Decent
GitSlayer wrote:
Jealousy is such a fun and interesting thing to see in others. Married men are almost as bad as woman under the right circumstances.

I dumped her ***: to much buy me stuff and you wont regret it inuuendo.

I did hook up with a nice tight little buxom 28 year old brunette at the local dive bar down the street the other night. We were both laughing at the guy at the end of the bar who was using the "my girlfriend doesn't really understand me, boo hoo" bit with another girl. His lines were so obvious I was suprised she was willing to sit with him. Even she was rolling her eyes and smirking at him when he wasn't looking. What blew me away was she left with him. The brunette and I were chatting about how pathetic it was and the next thing I know she is asking if I wanted to get out of there. I am so clueless about this singles **** I didn't realize she had been hinting her interest to me half the night.

And yes, I used protection.

Edited, Wed Sep 1 14:54:18 2004 by GitSlayer


Awesome dude! d(^.^)b
#13 Sep 01 2004 at 9:23 PM Rating: Good
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I am now divorced Stok. I don't suppose you know any good looking redheads in my area? Brunetts are normaly my second choice.
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