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Maybe we do have them do this once/week or so? Help control the idiot lemming population, ya know?
3 people crushed to death? this is the funniest thing ever! you crack me up nobby
/sarcasm mode off
/sarcasm mode off
Ahhh, our secret weapon! Using cheap Swedish furniture to effect the revolution.
What's next? iPods and Starbucks?
What's next? iPods and Starbucks?
Poisoned Starbucks and electric discharging Ipods.
Poisioning starbuck coffee ....
Poisioning starbuck coffee ....
See, Muslims just can't cope with westernization. I bet those people simply died of culture shock, and were already dead when they got trampled.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Invisible the Braindead wrote:
Poisoned Starbucks and electric discharging Ipods.
Poisioning starbuck coffee ....
Poisioning starbuck coffee ....
Its not already poison?
Thats it! Who's puppet is that?? Damn, acts like his best friend died while pissing in his cheerios.
If there's an afterlife, those guys are going to have it tough:
[Scene: Islamic Heaven. Three new friends having a stroll together]
Hakim: So, Aziz, how did you end up here?
Aziz: I cashed in on the 72 virgin package by dying in a vicious gun battle with the infidel occupiers of Iraq. How about you, Hakim?
Hakim: Meh, I crashed my bike running over a patch of sand on the road.
Aziz: Bummer.
Hakim: Yeah, but it's all good now. So, you're pretty quiet over there, Abdul, why don't you tell us how you got here?
Abdul: Ummmm...
Aziz: Come on, don't be modest.
Abdul: Errrr...
Hakim: It's ok, you're among friends.
Abdul: I got trampled trying to be first to cash in my $150 coupon for Ikea.
Aziz: You ***!
Hakim: (uncontrollable laughter)
Abdul: I'm not gay, damnit! They just had the cutest sofa that I just had to get... Stop laughing. Lend me one of your virgins, Aziz, I'll show you how much a man I am.
Aziz: No, (stifling laughter) but you're kinda cute, if you put on a dress perhaps I'll let you be my unoffical seventy-third virgin.
(Hakim and Aziz give each other a high-five and burst out in another round of uncontrollable laughter).
edit: typos typos typos
Edited, Thu Sep 2 05:19:57 2004 by Jindo
Edited, Thu Sep 2 05:21:35 2004 by Jindo
[Scene: Islamic Heaven. Three new friends having a stroll together]
Hakim: So, Aziz, how did you end up here?
Aziz: I cashed in on the 72 virgin package by dying in a vicious gun battle with the infidel occupiers of Iraq. How about you, Hakim?
Hakim: Meh, I crashed my bike running over a patch of sand on the road.
Aziz: Bummer.
Hakim: Yeah, but it's all good now. So, you're pretty quiet over there, Abdul, why don't you tell us how you got here?
Abdul: Ummmm...
Aziz: Come on, don't be modest.
Abdul: Errrr...
Hakim: It's ok, you're among friends.
Abdul: I got trampled trying to be first to cash in my $150 coupon for Ikea.
Aziz: You ***!
Hakim: (uncontrollable laughter)
Abdul: I'm not gay, damnit! They just had the cutest sofa that I just had to get... Stop laughing. Lend me one of your virgins, Aziz, I'll show you how much a man I am.
Aziz: No, (stifling laughter) but you're kinda cute, if you put on a dress perhaps I'll let you be my unoffical seventy-third virgin.
(Hakim and Aziz give each other a high-five and burst out in another round of uncontrollable laughter).
edit: typos typos typos
Edited, Thu Sep 2 05:19:57 2004 by Jindo
Edited, Thu Sep 2 05:21:35 2004 by Jindo
Queen Cherrabwyn wrote:
Thats it! Who's puppet is that?? Damn, acts like his best friend died while pissing in his cheerios.
That's odd, I was going to do the "Starbucks-is-already-poison" line myself.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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