Since we all know who is the teacher's pet around here, let's ignore that for the moment and just see what everybody has to say. Personally, I think Hotel California has a lot going for it, from the rampant devil, errr, I mean Kerry worship going on in here to the obvious relish with which we devour unsuspecting Sandbox tourists who unwittingly stumble into this place.
My version:
On a dark desert highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
Danalog saw a shimmering light
His head grew heavy, and his sight grew dim
He had to stop for the night
There Tare stood in the doorway
Twiztid heard the mission bell
And Moeb was thinking to himself
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then Flea lit up a candle
And she showed Jophiel the way
There were voices down the corridor
SammyX thought she heard Katie say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year
Any time of year (background)
You can find it here
You can find it here
Gbaji's mind is Tiffany twisted
He's got the Mercedes bends
Smash's got a lot of pretty, pretty boys
That he calls "friends"
How they dance in the courtyard
Sweet summer sweat
Some dance to remember
Some dance to forget
So I called up Debalic
Please bring me my weed
Selfishman said
We haven't had that spirit here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely Place
Such a lovely Place (background)
Such a lovely face
They're livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise
What a nice surprise (background)
Bring your alibies
Mirrors on the ceiling
Pink champagne on ice
And Varrus said
Tstephens, we all just prisoners here
Of our own device
And in the Alla's chambers
The board gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the Skeet
Last thing Yanari remembers
Nobby was running for the door
Aadynn had to find the passage back to the place Tricky was before
Relax said the nightman
Stok is programed to receive
You can check out any time you like
But you can never leave...
(guitar riff)
That's the way is I see it...
Totem