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I always knew there had to be a market for these things since they exist, but jeeze. You'd think that market would be guys hiding in their basements, not your local mall.
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I'd say, "What's Pickle doing in Stuttgart?"
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Maybe his mother told him to get out of the basement and get some fresh air.
i bet the dummy gets away with it
Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.
I hope they're talking about the doll.
I hope they're talking about the doll.
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I'd say, "What's Pickle doing in Stuttgart?"
Damn, where did this come from? You're the "inflated" one.
Prince pickleprince wrote:
Damn, where did this come from? You're the "inflated" one.
Well, I knew you could take a joke. A few other people might get all butt-hurt if I pick on them.
What color is your doll's hair?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What color is your doll's hair?
I'm guessing black with splotches of yellow.
I'm guessing black with splotches of yellow.
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I'm guessing black with splotches of yellow.
Bah, you were supposed to say, "Which hair?"
Badumbum!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Made me think of a story from my hometown.
This elderly lady i know wakes up one morning and fixes herself a cup of tea then goes to sit on her front porch and enjoy herself.
When she gets onto the front porch she notices that there are 2 people on the front porch already "enjoying" themselves. Its a homeless man and women both over the age of 40 getting it on.
Well she quickly grabs a broom and starts smacking them with it and telling them to leave. The couple keeps on doing what they are doing. After a one of the ladies swings with the broom connects with the mans head he looks up and tell the lady
"jeez lady can you knock it off! Im almost finished...."
thats probably what the guy was thinking when the cops were pulling his inflatable lover off him.
This elderly lady i know wakes up one morning and fixes herself a cup of tea then goes to sit on her front porch and enjoy herself.
When she gets onto the front porch she notices that there are 2 people on the front porch already "enjoying" themselves. Its a homeless man and women both over the age of 40 getting it on.
Well she quickly grabs a broom and starts smacking them with it and telling them to leave. The couple keeps on doing what they are doing. After a one of the ladies swings with the broom connects with the mans head he looks up and tell the lady
"jeez lady can you knock it off! Im almost finished...."
thats probably what the guy was thinking when the cops were pulling his inflatable lover off him.
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What color is your doll's hair?
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"What color do you WANT it to be?"
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