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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Lol - not much to update, Jophed. I am getting a bigger belly and feeling lots of kicks. Only 14 weeks to go!
How's you? Joph, Jr. back to school?
How's you? Joph, Jr. back to school?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What, no swollen breast pics?
WHERE'S THE LOVE???
WHERE'S THE LOVE???
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
You could crush a man with those melons....
Smasharoo wrote:
What, no swollen breast pics?
WHERE'S THE LOVE???
WHERE'S THE LOVE???
You might also be interested in the "leaking" breast pics. I'm a natural wonder, I tells ya.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Suddenly I find myself unable to leave my cubicle. Could it be a morbid fascination with the work I am doing or an engorged member? Hmm.
Is the baby planning to escape through your oversized navel?
Li'l Jophiel started kindergarten (or, as the Germans say, kindergarten) last Thursday. He also started taking the bus to school on Friday. Except for an incident on Friday afternoon where the tyke didn't know his bus stop and the driver had to take him home, it's going well. He likes school, likes the new sitter and has learned how to roll like a rock thanks to his gym class.
Luckily, the sitter has a few other kids who are a bit older and in his school so they're now charged with making sure Jophiel Jr. gets off the bus at the correct place.
Li'l Jophiel started kindergarten (or, as the Germans say, kindergarten) last Thursday. He also started taking the bus to school on Friday. Except for an incident on Friday afternoon where the tyke didn't know his bus stop and the driver had to take him home, it's going well. He likes school, likes the new sitter and has learned how to roll like a rock thanks to his gym class.
Luckily, the sitter has a few other kids who are a bit older and in his school so they're now charged with making sure Jophiel Jr. gets off the bus at the correct place.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You might also be interested in the "leaking" breast pics. I'm a natural wonder, I tells ya.
That litterally made me queasy, allthrough I was able not to vomit.
That litterally made me queasy, allthrough I was able not to vomit.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Don't remind me about that navel. It's ready to pop out any day now. My greatest fear...that it won't go back in later. Yikes. Aww..I remember the first day I went kindergarten. My mom gave me the talk about "strangers" and how they were all evil men, laying in wait to kidnap me as I skipped off to school. As a result I was so nervous that when a nice, young parks worker said hello to me as I walked past, I bolted to the school, screaming and crying all the way.
Moe - get out of that cubicle and flaunt that member! It's Wednesday!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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That litterally made me queasy, allthrough I was able not to vomit.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Smasharoo wrote:
That litterally made me queasy, allthrough I was able not to vomit.
Tell me about it. You're not the one with drips hanging off their nipples.
Mission accomplished!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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It obviously affected your ability to spell as well.
did it? seems as bad as ever to me
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cubicle
wow american people really make each other work in cubicles? i thought that was only in dilbert cartoons
Edited, Wed Sep 1 12:10:19 2004 by Dracoid
^^ 
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I have a corner office by the back door. It's like the Holy Grail of corporate office real estate.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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wow american people really make each other work in cubicles? i thought that was only in dilbert cartoons
Where do you think they got the inspiration from?
Are cubicles rreally not that widespread in the world?
Congrads Tare!
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Are cubicles rreally not that widespread in the world?
We still have old fashioned offices and quite a few (most?) organisations are open plan.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I bet they have them in Japan. When they're not making folks work in tubes. Or in a massive pit in the floor.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I judge that in the UK and maybe western Europe this was the case...but what about Asia?
Queen Cherrabwyn wrote:
Congrads Tare!
Lol! I like that one better that Jophiel's Mr. T avatar...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You know they make little maxi pads for your breastal region to take care of that leakage problem, right?
Breastal region. My new phrase.
Breastal region. My new phrase.
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
You know they make little maxi pads for your breastal region to take care of that leakage problem, right?
Yeah, the problem is they are not so "little" and believe me when I tell you that I don't need any extra padding in the breastal region...
Actually, my boobs are barely leaking at all. I was just going for shock value. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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You know they make little maxi pads for your breastal region to take care of that leakage problem
how do they get them to stay there? no wait don't answer that
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how do they get them to stay there? no wait don't answer that
Drac, they stuff them into their bras, silly. The pads stay put quite nicely in there.
They have bras in jolly old England, don't they Drac?
Twiztid
Edit: Damn you, Pickle. Damn you and your fast fingers.
Edited, Wed Sep 1 12:36:41 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Twiztid
Edit: Damn you, Pickle. Damn you and your fast fingers.
Edited, Wed Sep 1 12:36:41 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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Yeah, the problem is they are not so "little" and believe me when I tell you that I don't need any extra padding in the breastal region...
Come on, preggo-ness couldn't have made them that much bigger, could it? What, are you topping out somewhere around B now?
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