Due to the recent loss of yet another homosexual poster, I think it's time that the OOoT Council take action. We need to start packing in the gays. Their lack of presence cannot be ignored any longer.
So, to all you GLBT posters out there, stand up and be heard!
Twiztid
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Come out, come out wherever you are
Come out, come out wherever you areFollow
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I don't know what GLBT is but sign me up.
*Stands proudly waiting to give an acceptance speech*
What did I win?
*Stands proudly waiting to give an acceptance speech*
What did I win?
GLBT = Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transexual
Twiztid
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
^^^^
Buyer's remorse?
Buyer's remorse?
We need to start packing in the gays.
You can pack things in them if you like, I'll stick to disease free hookers and my wife. (Really just my wife, of course)
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'm willing to become transgendered for the cause.
I always wanted to see Sweden
I always wanted to see Sweden
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
*******. You're right.
I haven't seen our resident gay Pubbie, Pulse"You don't speak for the gays!"czar around recently, either.
What if I just wear lingerie while I post? If anyone sees me, I can say I'm attending a Rocky Horror screening later.
I haven't seen our resident gay Pubbie, Pulse"You don't speak for the gays!"czar around recently, either.
What if I just wear lingerie while I post? If anyone sees me, I can say I'm attending a Rocky Horror screening later.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Anybody got some Enya CDs??
Get freaky up in this Heezy.
Edited, Wed Sep 1 04:35:08 2004 by Thenaturalstyles
Get freaky up in this Heezy.
Edited, Wed Sep 1 04:35:08 2004 by Thenaturalstyles
Let the orinoco flow, baby.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Let the orinoco flow, baby.
Was dating a girl when that came out (I was in highschool) who would play it CONSTANTLY in her dorm room, to the point where I, a 14 year old boy was willing to forgo getting laid just to avoid hearing it.
Simmilar story with Peter Gabriel's "So" album which was stuck in the tape player of my first car and couldn't be turned off or the volume turned down, so it would just play constantly just at that barely audible level that you'd realize years later you knew all the words to "Don't Give Up" and have no idea why.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Quote:
Simmilar story with Peter Gabriel's "So" album which was stuck in the tape player of my first car and couldn't be turned off or the volume turned down, so it would just play constantly just at that barely audible level that you'd realize years later you knew all the words to "Don't Give Up" and have no idea why.
Sweet.
Quote:
Was dating a girl when that came out (I was in highschool) who would play it CONSTANTLY in her dorm room, to the point where I, a 14 year old boy was willing to forgo getting laid just to avoid hearing it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#16REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 01 2004 at 4:20 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) You (lost?) another gay poster? Did another *** go to hell?
When it's playing in the dentist's office, do you get a Pavlovian hard-on?
No, but when I hear it I think of Gbaji for some strange reason.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
By: Killarian
2 posts
Score: Decent [3.00]
Sock puppets don't really bother me much, and normally I could care less if someone is one, or not.
Your post was so mindlessly contrived, though, it couldn't even be vaguely confused for a serious one.
Try again with a new name.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
#19REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 01 2004 at 4:27 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Someone is new so they must be a puppet?
Someone is new so they must be a puppet?
Nah, someone new starts posting on the Asylum, with a sig meant to bait people and posts meant to bait people.
Normally, I'm all for baiting people, but your attempts are pointlessly cartoonish.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
#21REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 01 2004 at 4:42 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I don't belive my personal views to be "bait" I have and always will love Jesus Christ and his teachings and I feel that is an important message and I reflect so in my sig.
Quote:
I mean ******** is a sin as it says very clearly in our bible
I just love hearing this. It gives me a chance to post an oldie, but a goodie that my sister-in-law emailed to me.
Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality, who dispenses advice to people who call in to her Radio show. On her radio show recently,
she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination, according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.
The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as thought-provoking.
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God'sLaw. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When
someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be
an abomination... End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A
friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while sheis in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most
women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing
to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?Are there 'degrees' of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is
there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread
(cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?
- Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.
Your adoring fan,
Homer Simpson-Caldwell
[quote]****************
there's no way thats a word
there's no way thats a word
I don't belive my personal views to be "bait" I have and always will love Jesus Christ and his teachings and I feel that is an important message and I reflect so in my sig.
Whatever. You're a new poster who's first post is on the most obscure contentious forum, who is a fundementalist Christian in a cartoonish way.
Sure.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Dracoid the Wise wrote:
[quote]****************
there's no way thats a word
there's no way thats a word
Quote:
Sure it is. Look at the current President. He's all for new words, i.e. strategery, misunderestimated.......I think Killian is just stating his political stance.
clip, you need realplayer
editted to add:another clip
Edited, Wed Sep 1 08:42:27 2004 by Dracoid
Recent Visitors: 295
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (295)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Come out, come out wherever you are
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC